What's your name soldier? I order you to attend Starcraft bootcamp at the Hoyts branch of the Istarzone assault training centre in preparation for the imminent infiltration of WCG Sydney in September!!
THE FIRST WORDS AND THE LAST WORDS OUTTA YOUR STINKING HOLES, WILL BE SIR; DO YOU GET ME?
This bootcamp will take place on Monday 1st August and will start at 1100hours, I expect you to navigate your way there and meet Corporal Kouzmin there to sign in. Field Commander Spuniasaur will be instructing you and the day WILL be run in accordance with the dignity and precision that I have come to expect from my troopers. There will be a series of smaller networked matches, testing your reflexes, decision-making and strategy, and some simulated online matches, against some of the best strategic minds in the world. You WILL NOT disappoint me.
At ease, maggots.
This is the report i received from spain