Friday, October 31, 2003

Looks like Lumoi's been attracted to stay by the virtual aura excerted by this blog.

(for all of those who are imagination challenged, that was a candy)

Charlie, you will be my back up plan if the entertainment doesn't show up at my 21st/wedding/funeral!!!!!

mr wang:
i finished my design portfolio and handed it in on the deadline with 10 minutes to spare!! (ie: 15:50) yeah. good times. lets go for coffee again, i NEEED to tell you about this awesome shop i found!!!!!!!!!!!

thats right, its some new Starburst lollipop.

sucks, really..

eh? its Halloween??

and here I am with no toilet paper..

mmmm caaandy....i wanna invent a coffee/capuccino sucker and call it "Starbucks sucks" weeeeeeee~ funfun

:P yum! Happy Halloween for all you non-Xtian/pagan/Americans out there~!!! >(\\)<

so there's a product called 'starburst sucks?'

you guys don't understand, the whole term 'starbusrst sucks' is a noun.
verb was never a part of the question.

lumoi did a hit and run.

we try to take it slow;
but we're still losin control.
and we try to make it work;
but it still isn't the worst.
and I'm craaazzzy;
for tryin to be your laaadddy.
i think i'm goin crazy.

By the way, I can sing it via request on anyone's 21st or wedding.

Lol butters, I meant figuratively.

If starburst is a living thing, then it's a verb.

Trees are like loyal slaves, you strike them, they don't strike you back, and they continue to keep you breathing.

Congrats John, upload your essay and share it with us.

Don't worry Darren, when it's one day late, the hidden sense of urgency and surge of productivity starts to kick in, just ride the wave.

Today, while driving to uni, I devised a song then and there:

"My sweet babyyyyy
Darling come with me
Cause I will never be
With somebody
Having you I don't need immortality,
Please please please pleaaaaaaaaase"

Was singing all the way to uni like a retard.

'starburst sucks' is an oxymoron, i think

or is 'i think' one?

why wouldnt you want to be a tree? all that.. photosynthesis

hmm, at your worst.. you get a credit.. now there are 2 possible explanations for this..

i have an assignment due 6 1/2 hours ago! and i dont know how to do it! yay

Thursday, October 30, 2003

that's up to you to decide.

on a totally unrelated note, i was so happy this afternoon that i'm not a tree. then later i got my law essay back, the one i proclaimed to be officially the worst essay i've had to do. i got a credit. whoopee!!!

haha John do you mean adjective or verb?

starburst sucks.
is the second word a noun or an adjective?

Back so soon?
I don't believe it
Benny? Is that you?

*hits blog over the server*

I don't think you'd have the stamina

interesting discussion
or procrastination
whatever it is
lets screw the world shall we?

Wednesday, October 29, 2003

Ice Ice Baby..

#5501 +(46)- [X]

<maff> word to your mother.
<maff> especially on mothers day.

this followed discussion about the elusive creature that is fun...

john (4:09 AM) :
we miss, therefore we diss.
all we need is a kiss
and we'll be bliss

senseless rhymes

Darren Lee (4:10 AM) :
sign of times
these senseless rhymes
we feel sublime
til morning shines

john (4:12 AM) :
this is all moot
we should give it the boot
but its all good
so lets all say w00t

Darren Lee (4:13 AM) :
wow its so late
my mind is sedate
i blame this on fate
this rhyming with mate

Darren Lee (4:14 AM) :
you need to use rhythm
whenever you rhyme
it wont give you schisms
it'll make you feel fine

john (4:16 AM) :
but its so early
my hair's still curly
almost like girly
this is not good, surely

Darren Lee (4:19 AM) :
but early is better
for thinking of stuff
the logical brain
gets switched off

and because of this
the creative side
gets more in control
and takes you for a ride

Darren Lee (4:21 AM) :

ICQ rhyming
and I havent finished my work
the birds are chirping.

john (4:22 AM) :
all i want to do
is to let things slide
but i gotta go
and to you i say g'night

Darren Lee (4:23 AM) :
so i shall respond
in a similar way
but instead of good night
is say 'good day'

fun is missing.

Tuesday, October 28, 2003

what's a partial tangent then?

Interesting exposure, though the subjects could have stood closer, they look almost indistinguishable.


Your Requested Photo
A softer version (noise filtered)

uh is that 42020 quote a reference to 42020 on bash?
because I can't seem to find a 42020 on bash.

Lumoi is doing another hit and run on this blog.
She'll be back in another 6 months

a complete tangent to what?


im away for 2 months and u guys have gone on a complete tangent
geez - get a grip ppl

linuz sex jokes . . .
too too lame

OMG, I found another really really lame sex pun on unix commands again:

DeusXMac: sex?
themole: unzip;strip;touch;grep;grep;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;fsck;fsck;fsck;umount;sleep (Core dumped) general protection fault... core dumped.

Yes, this is what happens when I finish my lab early :(

elliptic: does any1 else name their member set/get functions with "Please" in the end?

+cX`KEm1KaL`ns: lol i came up to one of those domain names that arent registered

+cX`KEm1KaL`ns: here are the top 5 searches performed
+cX`KEm1KaL`ns: 1. naked
+cX`KEm1KaL`ns: 2. boobs
+cX`KEm1KaL`ns: 3. big boobs
+cX`KEm1KaL`ns: 4. vagina
+cX`KEm1KaL`ns: 5. yu-gi-oh

Man thats like watching Rocky I,II,III latenight on channel 7

Just saw the dirtiest most stupid retarded quote ever. 42020 if you dare

I'll get you roadrunner if its the last thing I dooooooooooo

I'm a trend settler.

I'm also frikkin tired/sleepy. bash save me

changing to summer day light time


i'm a trend setter.

I like Coke
I don't like Pepsi
Coke gets you high
Pepsi makes you dry

Monday, October 27, 2003

Spontaneous (if not eloquent) poetry:

I dont like Coke,
I dont like Pepsi,
I dont like soft drink,
It makes me thirsty.

Too bad not all men can give female organsms

Sunday, October 26, 2003

feminists would hail that females can give themselves orgasms now. so they're on equal grounds with males.

I like to think I'm making the most of my God-given abilities. Maybe I'm very good at acting stupid, you will never know..

Actually, it seems that men are still necessary, but for not as long.

Out the window goes the function of men.

Saturday, October 25, 2003

why would you need something like that?

not related to the orgasmatron.

Orgasmatron INVENTED!

I'm surprised you are still alive dude.
Life must have been aweful for you.

Thought of my when I look at Darren:

In light of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it is also a pity that he did not limit his stupidity.....

It was fun while it lasted

Friday, October 24, 2003

I dont consider Alexis' nickname to be very effective..

unless thats Fat Tony's nickname, in which case.. its pretty good

/me thinks that is the last time alexis will ever post anything again. ^^

Science also relies on blind faith.

Hi Tony.

Hi I'm fat Tony, welcome me.

joo stoogified fufu

I believe the correct pronunciation is 'Raaa'.

Thursday, October 23, 2003

hey its rar!

Answer to Homestar Talker game:

Yay, so my life hasnt really started yet.. or ended..

If my life ended at 20, then I wont be able to get my degree in time.. aw

Oh well, at least I have this to keep me occupied for now..

misunderstood shred of confidence.


_rm: xp is great
_rm: better than fucking me or 98

haha, well maybe it is because at 20, we begin to know what we want out of life?

Too late for you n me charlie

why 60? just live for 20.

That's why it's better to live for 60 years

What about those children in sweatshops?

Wednesday, October 22, 2003

Yes that was a email joke from

On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty." And God agreed.

On the second day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten." So God agreed.

On the third day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life span."

The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?" And God agreed again.

On the forth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty years."

Man said, "What? Only twenty years! Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back, and the ten the dog gave back and the ten the monkey gave back, that makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God, "You've got a deal."

So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained.

just in case you forgot how to install it..

#139697 +(1251)- [X]
<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...

oh my god. i have this incredible urge...this unstoppable urge.

I don't think I can hold back anymore.

/me installs GTA3...

#40090 +(49)- [X]

I'm hanging with the wrong crowd.
One of my friends just asked me what woot meant.

[from bash, obviously]

or for Yi

I dont believe it, I'm going through chronologically..

1 100 down, 14 069 to go..

oh yeah.. i got uni work..

They should have just called it the first annual delta goodrem awards

Welcome to Australia's 1st ADGA

haha john, good stuff

Delta Goodrem, YOU GO GAL!

Tuesday, October 21, 2003

j00 4 p037
but j00 n0t |<|\|0\/\/ it

little spontaneous poetry i write,
rhyming or not me not care.
trying to complete this assignment i am all night,
but the mind wonders and i get nowhere.

the journey is the destination is the journey.

Oh! That's absolutely beautiful Charlie! An affection for Jonathan Lee....
Oh and your journal entry on Faith and Christianity is also good. :)

Just one thing I'd like to mention though.

"Accordingly, I revel in the process regardless of outcome"

That's exactly the thought process that leads first years to fail subjects;

That's exactly the thought process that leads us to say, "STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" as opposed to "Needa do this assignment".

Don't you agree?

We all need to keep the big picture in mind to get anywhere, to an outcome that we want. The outcome is always of governing importance. The journey matters too, it's enjoyable, but what is the purpose of the journey with no purposeful end?

Just my 2 cents. ^^

PS Then again, what is the purpose of a meaningful outcome with a shitbox journey?
Ideally the outcome is just as important (if not more) than the process.

Hey sweet, these mech eng labs now have full net access. Finally!

Hsin-Chu on the topic of Christianity : They need invariants. Otherwise things won't work.

Okay, so I left my code at home. My bad. So what do I do to fill the void?

My browser crashes on so many sites. Good thing has no embedded crap

Here's an entry from the days of our lives (doo doo dododoooo doo doo doo doo dododooooo):


rlorenzon: ...and that's when i knew she was the one
wolfnip: how did you know that?
rlorenzon: because...i lost all my friends.

Damn you john...

I had to post this up on cse. Its so friggin lame that if scott was in cse, this is the crap we'd come up with until we finish our degree:


user: when I can figure out how to compile sex, we're going to be rich
someone: so true
someone: geeks everywhere will be so happy
user: "download the latest binary of sex for Linux, or build it from source"
someone: ummm
someone: build from source with my options
user: I'd have the longest configure line you've ever seen
someone: --swallow=yes
user: ./configure --with-toys --
user: damnit..I wasn't done
user: --enable-plugins
someone: oh yah
someone: --outside=yes
user: --set-max-users=10
someone: --set-max-female-users=10

Lol Darren, I know how that feels like, all too well.
Meanwhile, am on another procrastination break away from attendance to a dreaded and overdue HRM report:

Does anyone here actually keep a journal entry or a diary of some sort? If you do, care to share? To begin with, I’ll share another one of my random entries in the Book of Bonobo.

This one concerns religion, yet again…..

Tuesday November 12 2002, 3.34am

Faith and Christianity

There is no such thing as blind faith.
Yet Christianity is professed on the basis of this blind faith.
Faith in that sacrosanct god that cannot be sensed.
A gamble I shun until the day god ‘speaks’ to me.

I’ve always defined myself as a Christian, yet not so devout. Christians condemn such definition and proclaim the distinction as one that holds between Christians and non-Christians. Consequently, I’m not a Christian.

While I admire the reverence of those who have faith in god and concur with many values preached, I’m disinclined to believe that there is a God pulling the strings of life. Scientific evidence appears more convincing.

While I also aspire to reach a state where one does not dwell on material covetousness, I’am a human just like any other humans. I have needs. I have wants. I love and want to be loved by the person I love, however inferior to the grandeur of God’s love.

Maybe I’m still on the learning curve. Maybe all this ambiguity and lack of trust are tests of persistence in the pursuit of the final answer. In the meantime, I rejoice in the pursuit of love. Content with the nebulous pieces of evidence gleaned over the years that seem to fit to form a whole. One that is symbolic of _____'s heart.

Accordingly, I revel in the process regardless of outcome. I confide in my belief that one should live everyday like it’s the last. If one walks through life having loved and be loved in what is perceptually fulfilling to them, what fear is there to face the final judgement? If one does not persevere in the pursuit of what is perceptually fulfilling to them, what joy is there to eternal life?

i hate

i have an assignment due in 7:15 hours.. and what do i have to show for it?


John, what have you done...

Just a reminder too. For those of you with even the slightest affection for Jonathan Lee, this will be the last chance you get to see him before he leaves for a year.

Monday, October 20, 2003

my bad


is there any reason for those specific dates?

Ok, last call for the Road Trip down to Melbourne from November 28th to December 3rd. Sorry but it's pretty damn hard to organise something like this when exams are approaching and people taking their sweet time responding. Currently confirmed are:


Yes there is a girl coming

Plan is to rent a tarago and so need one more person to fill the spot
If more are willing to come, we will need another car.


Great Ocean Road and the 12 Apostles
Crown Casino
Philips Island for the Penguins

Others may include:

Healesville Sanctuary and Yarra Valley for the wines and animals such as koalas, kangaroos, wombats, platypusses (hehe), Dingoes, Emus and Tas Devil.

Old Melbourne Gaol

and the National Gallery of Victoria which is in the city area.

Please confirm asap and if you can get a car, it would be wonderful.

water water everywhere
and all the boards did shrink
water water everywhere
and not a drop to drink..

fire breathes and kills

fire water burn.

I jsut realised that any clause can be turned into a quiestion with the simple addition of a '?' (thats Alt + 0x03f for those comp guys out there)


I know -> I know?
Its over there -> Its over there?
This is lame -> This is lame?

combine and repeat..

anyone need to print anything? i've got about 500 pages i have to use up in the coming weeks..

Sunday, October 19, 2003

It cooks and purifies

what does fire do besides burning then?

When the vapour condenses then the water gets wet

does water get wet?

Its all your fault john. Regret will do nothing to help

omg i regret giving you all the site.
that's all you guys ever do now.

JeffreyAtW: Heha, just played ParaParaParadise for the first time

JeffreyAtW: Probably my last time too. I alredy beat the hardest song with no problem at all,
and I'm not that good at freestyling... nor have I ever seen anyone ever dancing ParaPara

Sumez: I am so amazed by your extreme geekiness

JeffreyAtW: Yes. I have danced like a Japanese schoolgirl.

Saturday, October 18, 2003

Aren't those just pickup lines?

i hate stupid insights. insights that says bloody obvious things.
and here's some to demonstrate the point.

~*Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk past again*~

*You asked me who I liked and I said no one, what I ment was no one but you*~

~*The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them and knowing that you can't have them*~

~*I love him yes I do hes for me not for you if my chance you take my place ill make a fist and break ya face*~

~*If you cant understand why we cant be just friends then you dont understand me*~

I'll take that as a compliment butters

The only time you'd ever sit down and shut up would be in a dream

Friday, October 17, 2003

I want to sit down, shut up, whip a gun out, put a bullet through my head, and wake up knowing it was but a dream.

actually i said that back in 2002.
the good ole days.

"It doesn't matter what you said, it's what I heard" - John, 2003

Thursday, October 16, 2003

Coz im using a 15"

Did i mention that the world revolves around me?

"17" is insane. Imagine a 15" LCD screen, add 2" then imagine carrying that around."

why not just imagine a 17" lcd screen?

17" is insane. Imagine a 15" LCD screen, add 2" then imagine carrying that around.

Of course they are supposed to be desktop replacements though.

Man this is really getting to me.

So many good notebooks suited to me (yes that includes price range as well) but they're all in the BLOODY US! Can't get any good shit here.
Like the HP Compaq zd7000 with a 17" screen or the Compaq Presario X1000 widescreen.

All bargains over in the U.S., barely even exist here, and if it does, it's higher price.

And no I pretty much need to get it here.

ruff ruff ruff.

'they' say that the higher you go, the further you have to fall.

'they' also say that its not the fall that kills you, its the sudden stop.

perhaps i should be thankful that i am still falling.

but then again, the infamous 'they' could be wrong.

Lol Yi, that sounds retarded - asking a question when the answer is given:

I know
do you know?
I just said I know you retard.

haha, fried ultralisks with zergling blood sauce.

Agreed Yi. And talking about it won't get us anywhere. How about some star action?

james, i have noticed that recently you have enjoyed inserting a lot of Starcraft related vocab in your language. maybe you are ripe for a come back?

of course, we all know that deep down, everyone wants to be Boxer. :D

Wednesday, October 15, 2003

Are you sure char? Cause' I'd only cook delicacies: zerg delicacies. ^^

charlie, you don't even need the "why"...

I know
do you know?

Because she told me
did she tell you?

Because she's in love with me
is she in love with you?

Because I'm attractive
are you attractive?

Because I was born that way
are you born that way?

James as a chef? Thats pretty doable. I can imagine him in the white button-across uniform with the hat. Maybe doin tepanyaki or something

but charlie, that's just want every annoying primary school kid does. you can't get out of the "why" questions.

which is why i phrased it another way to make myself seem more intelligent.

Hey John, did you also know that every answer could generate another question by adding 'why'?

I know
Why do you know?

Because she told me
Why did she tell you?

Because she's in love with me
Why is she in love with you?

Because I'm attractive
Why are you attractive?

Because I was born that way
Why are you born that way?

And the conversation goes on.

Haha, that guinea pig is almost as promiscuous as bonobos.

I wouldn't be surprised if James end up being a chef.

The people who made that song certainly were concise in delivering the jist of the ladder theory in one phrase:
'I don't want relationships, I just want to bang bang bang'

hey the people who made that bang bang bang song are the same ones who made the mario twins flash thingy.
you can tell by the drums and the voice.

I know where he lives..

hmm, sweet and sour wasnt a good eg, bittersweet is better..

cos its a bittersweet symphony thats life,
trying to make ends meet
you're a slave to the money
then you die,

and so on..

Tuesday, October 14, 2003

kwong's not posting as often as he used to.
must be getting more productive.
we must stop him, can't let that happen can we?

Sweet and sour is okay.
Sour's other end is alkaline, but alkaline has no taste.
So sweet and sour can still mix and tastes rather good too!

Charlie might like this one

i just realized something. every "why" question is an answer to another question if you put a "because" instead of a "why".

why is the window open?
because the window is open.

why can't you use ballpoint pens in space?
because you can't use ballpoint pens in space.

why do i read books?
because i read books.

why does real wage adjustability increase with inflation?
because real wage adjustability increases with inflation.

i am enlightened.

Being drunk is an excuse for anything.

Wow, its like the old blog again. Did u do something to it James?

you're a posting oxymoron John..

other lame oxymorons include: Army Intelligence, Microsoft Works and to a lesser extent, sweet and sour sauce

hey i know that song, there was an accompanying flash movie with it, in which stick figures defy gravity in a provocative way

being drunk does not undo what has been done, although it may to the person who is drunk

Hey Yi you don't have to apologise, you were 'drunk' when you wrote that weren't you?

"I don't want to know your name, I just want to bang bang bang
I don't want to talk to you, I just want to bang bang bang
I don't care about relationships, I just want to bang bang bang"

thank you, i get called that a lot, but this coming from you makes it all the more special. =)

You sexy beast, john!

how can beasts be sexy?
you're a walking oxymoron.

Monday, October 13, 2003


Sorry Charlie, I'm just attached. Your car is also bea-you-di-fool.

The in-car shots from the driver seats make it seem as though the cars are actually floating on the water. Especially with the rain droplets on the front windscreen.

Hey awesome, my number plate has been erased. I feel like I am on zee news.

It's also funny how almost every single photo hides Charlie's massive dent on the back right corner, except the second last one. :)

Wanna go for a drive kwong?

One Fine Day...

We wanted to see if we could do it...

We ended up with more than we bargained for...

its invisible but so touchable,
and i can feel it on my body, so emotional.
i'm on a ride on a ride, i'm a passenger,
i'm the victim of a hot love messenger.

m schumi.




Have been done here

Sunday, October 12, 2003

An apology from Yi, you should feel honored =)

glad that's settled then =)

arh i am just too damn interested in arguments 4am in the morning when my algorithms assignment is due...
but ok, then i apologise renee for making a mistake.
in fact, it's not the first time i have made such a mistake.
the mistake of taking a statement and believeing it was an argument.
i did that for a Critical Thinking essay too.
somehow i said "It's a Sony" was an argument. o.O

and when i finally get this algos done, i'll probably arg... erh... i mean make a statement in more detail. :D

oh and i do give you plenty of respect. and i do realise people have friends outside our group at uni. and i do believe that your friends are also very nice people. so please don't hurt your own self esteem by saying you don't and that you are a "little twit who writes stuff..."

and hardly anything makes me uncomfortable. >:)

Saturday, October 11, 2003

I didn't tell you to edit/delete the blog. You asked me and I made a suggestion.

You certainly deleted this phantom part containing the word "fuck" without my suggestion...

Jiuquan Space Launch Center, China
Hey IE doesn't support blink tags!

hey you added a line, made it pink and centre aligned!

"and yes... your argument really wasn't that good.
in fact, i didn't really know what you were arguing about. were you trying to dislodge Ladder Theory? or were you aiming your comments at me?
make a better attempt after you have finished your mid sessions and we'll take a look at this issue again. :)
good luck!"

Yi. I wasn't trying to "argue"
I was making a point. Yes your name is in there, but i was making a point. What i wrote there in that lovely pink is an insight to what most females our age think. I wrote down my opinion, and wrote down what most females i know think. Just cause our friendship group at uni consists of 4 females, doesn't mean that i dont have other female friends. Maybe it would've been more respectful if you thought of me as something better than a little twit who writes stuff to a)argue with you or b)attack you as a person. Maybe after you've read what i've written, you could of considered my thoughts, just as i read your posts and consider your thoughts. I am allowed to voice my opinion. Sure, this might be a male dominating post, but i dont see why i have to delete parts of what i've written or not write it because it makes you feel uncomfortable. Marc, u really shouldn't of told me to "edit/delete" my post.
Yi, maybe it would be nice of you to slow down and think, " Hey. Maybe what Renee is saying is that looking at porn is a bit shameful. Maybe we shouldn't discuss it infront of females." And maybe u dont look at porn. Maybe you dont discuss it infront of females. But some here definetly do. And no, i'm not saying that the pink blog was targeted at them. It was my opinion, and it wasn't to target anyone. It was to basically get more opinions on this matter.
"your argument really wasn't that good.
in fact, i didn't really know what you were arguing about."
Is invalid. I wasn't arguing. i was making a point. Andi'm sure u know what sort of point i'm making. U've answered me. John has talked to me about it on msn. James even wrote something about it ( though it was sorta a " James" style. oh btw james i gotta give you ur prezzie! and happy b'day for yesterday^^)
"make a better attempt after you have finished your mid sessions and we'll take a look at this issue again. :)"
I wasn't attempting anything Yi. Does everything I do have to revolve around everything u say? Ur a nice guy Yi, and i think ur a great friend. I love talking to you, but i deserve more respect.

;) ahh.. i see that jono is jealous of kwong ^^ 

hahahah john.
By "fire thingy" I believe you mean rocket exhaust? ^^

So what is that ICBM anyway marc?

yeah I know it's so stupid, I thought IE used to do it...or was that opera....oops memory is running away on me again.

Unfortunately, Crazy Browser is based on IE so it sux in that respect too. Tried Mozilla, didn't seem that much better than CB. Maybe I just found my reason to change now.

how do you lose the plot if you never had one?

LOL john! Nice pun.

Bleh, thats the best the fone can do.

The bottom pic is facing away from the bridge. You cant see it in the pick but the moon was massive.

Mozilla has the intelligence to start downloading the file as you as you click the link. On cable, by the time you select the destination, the download will have been completed and its just a matter of moving the file. Why is it that IE can't do that?

procrastination is like masturbation. it might feel good while you're doing it, but at the end you're only screwing yourself.

that's not the sun jono, its the fire thingy at the back of the icbm.

You went to Gladesville bridge after leaving my place at 5:00 am marc? LOL

I see we are still in holiday mode.

[Why is there a missile coming out of the Sun?]

it feels like something's heating up can i leave with j00
i don't know what i'm thinking bout really leaving with j00.

Tarban Creek - 5:30am
Flowing under Gladesville Bridge. A pity I didn't have a real camera.

Just as a follow up, I think this conflict may arise from the fact that to the male population,
sex and love can be fairly painlessly divided whereas to the female, they are more inseparable.

I am definitely a separatist. Just from observation and common sense: the number of
sexual orientations and fetish's are enormous; some people dig amputees ("it's Yahoo
group's first listing" -Lumoi) while others dig cows (personally I dig FRIED COWS), but at
the end of the day, everyone can roughly agree on the feeling of love. This leads me to
think that love is pervasive through the majority of mankind while each of us have more
specialised 'niches' when it comes to sexual orientation, hence he logical separation of
the two.

For the interests of this (senseless) debate, one may want to define: man, women and love.

My understanding indicates man = human with dick + balls retrofit.
Women = more than one hole at the rear.
Love is undefined for now.

Cut off a man's retrofit with a rusting cleaver, can he still feel love?
He can't feel horny, but I tend to think he can feel love, provided love's definition is
independent of horny.

Hence, if love's control mechanism is cerebal based, not testicular orientated
(assuming that is your definition), then ladder theory is simply a generalisation of
all men who have mental balance biased toward sexual orientation.


Friday, October 10, 2003

you girls... be nice to guys! (and i guess the other way round too...) rejection hurts.

/me notes john is still in essay mode...

LOL, seriously, who made that up?

Awesome! They have a Ben Fold's Five song that reflects the ladder theory. I'm not sure, but I think they may have added some lyrics to make it more offensive than it is...

glad to see the ladder theory i posted has generated such stimulus.
gee, the return of a female poster certainly has added a bit of spice hasn't it?

yi has made a considerably lengthy post, describing his endorsement and 'worship' of the ladder theory.
"/me (i am drunk.)worships ladder theory." (yi, 2003)

yi's embrace of the ladder theory, however, has attracted the attention of none other than the respectable renee. her problem with the post by yi is that the manner in which the female sexuality is constructed, both socially and within the ladder theory. the sacret notions of love, purity and sanctity are thrown out the window from the viewpoint of the ladder theory - the female subject is merely one designed, maintained, and systematically graded for its ability to 'fuck'.

"guys don't "love" girls. they want to fuck them." (yi, 2003)
perhaps it would be helpful to investigate the meaning and inferences which the word 'fuck' exerts towards the female sexuality and body. this is the fundamental difference between the two participants of the discussion. yi recognizes the 'animal instincts' in which he is subjected to; the act of 'fucking', as it is understood within the context of the ladder theory, is simply a resultant of such instincts to gratify male sexual urges.
however, the thrust of renee's argument seems to be that 'love' cannot be attained from the gratification of the male sexual desires.

this leads to the inevitable disagreement between the two. what i purport is that while both arguments are equaly valid, from their uniquely sexual perspectives, they are in fact answerable to different but inexplicitly linked questions upon the norms which govern the male/female relations and behaviour in society.

I know I'll never diminish my appreciation of my own Hyundai... ^^

Hey so Kwong is horny and weird, but he may not always be horny and weird...

Hey Yi I'm a bit slow on the uptake, what's the deal with this "I am drunk" crap??
That is so confusing it deserves two question marks.

(i am drunk) all guys are horny (not sure about weird) and that is exactly what Ladder Theory is about!!!

as you say, Women know this. however, they don't publicly acknowledge this. and as you say, they try to discourage such a thought. again, exactly what the Ladder Theory author says and observes!!

you see, Ladder Theory doesn't even try to fool people into thinking that there is such a thing called "love".
hmm... coming to think of it, the author either doesn't deal with "love" or he believes there's no "love". his Ladder Theory mainly deals with male and female "friendship". he doesn't (i am drunk) concern himself in explaining the role that love plays.
so i guess people(i am drunk) attacking his Ladder Theory based on "love" are really "attacking the strawmen". it's not the point he is bringing up.

arh, i didn't(i am drunk) say i will never believe in love. as Marc rephrased my words or gathered from my words,
"You can never acknowledge existence of love until you experience it for yourself. That experience being to see this woman in her most wanton form yet being able to see through and past her body."
though i wouldn't use the word wanton... more like beautiful,(i am drunk) exposing and seductive? i guess the perfect word is just naked. until i experience this moment, i will not believe in love. of course, the problem here is finding a definition of love. and not (i am drunk) wanting to fcuk a naked woman that you are attracted to just seems like a good definition of it right now. :)

and who's looking at porn? are you making wild allegations about my personal sex life? but, to answer your question, no. i believe people look at porn(i am drunk) to have relief. or maybe to fulfill their fantasies. or their girlfriend/boyfriend don't give them enough. of course they won't fall in love with the porn queen. i am sure they are not deluded enough to think that themselves. purity? ... who said anything about purity? the whole Ladder (i am drunk) Theory stipulates that a relationship between a man and a woman is always about sex. i don't see purity anywhere. :) and no, even if i were to have a partner, and even if i were to look at porn, it's not like i am going to place them side by side and go..."hmm... you are 2cm fatter than Sweetheart. hmm... you gained 2 pounds." the question never concerned(i am drunk) whether my partner feels loved or not. :) do all what? look at porn? it's natural to desire something better than what you have. taking a more lighter example, "i want that Ferrari." are you then deminishing your appreciation of your own Hyundai? no. it's merely fantasy. you know you won't get it (apart from an IPO...) so you can only fantasize. but it(i am drunk) doesn't take anything away from your relationship with your own car. how can i experience love if i look at porn? easy. find a woman that i am attracted to and one that i won't think about fcuking even if she stands here naked before me. :D well, from what Ladder Theory says, the goal in life is to move up that ladder. or rather, have partners that are (i am drunk) higher and higher up on that ladder. and again, Ladder Theory doesn't deal with love. it deals with this funny relationship between guys and girls that's called friends, not lovers. (and hence previously i said either he doesn't(i am drunk) think there is love or he doesn't deal with it.) Appreciate someone? by been their Intelligence Whore? :D haha. oh and not everything is based on appearances. Ladder Theory uses quite a number of factors for both men(i am drunk) and women.

and yes... your argument really wasn't that good.
in fact, i didn't really know what you were arguing about. were you trying to dislodge Ladder Theory? or were you aiming your comments at me?
make a better attempt after you have finished your mid sessions and we'll take a look at this issue again. :)
good luck!

ooh and...
if you didn't get what i was saying, here is a concise summary:

Ladder Theory is so FCUKEN SAD but true. (to an extent)

See, i dont understand what your saying Yi. To me, all guys are horny and weird, and they'll always be horny and weird.(maybe except kwong =) i love playing favorites) Women know this. They just dont publicly acknoweldge this. They also try to believe that there is no truth in this. Why do you look at porn? I mean, does it make you want to love the woman in the picture? Why? Sexual enjoyment? u havn't even had sex. How can u enjoy porn and think about having sex when u havn't had it? Where's the purity of visualising a naked woman? Sure, nakedness is to be appreciated, but why a stranger? Why that form? Dont u think, by watching/looking at those things, u'll compare your partners body shape to edited pictures of other women? Will she still feel 100% loved? How can u yourself experience love when u do all this? So u want to find someone high up in the ladder and glue yourself to them. Why? 'Cause u love what she does? You love her outlooks? You love her body? What do you love, if not her? How can u expereince love if everything is based on outward appearnces. How can u really learn to appreciate someone???? I dont know what i'm typing. I just know i have a mid sem tomrrow and i'm procastinating. Guys, grow up. 

Thursday, October 09, 2003

Marc, where you looking for this??? 

you seem to like that song john, either that or it seems to relate to alot of stuff in your life.

ladder theory sux.. just another product of our hedonistic, sex-crazed post-modern society.

sports at uni? i can do that..

speaking of uni.. possible strike on this thursday, 16th. definitely sure that no 2041 lecture.. so dont bother going marc

and now for a lesson by example:


what is love? baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more. do do do do do do do do do...

its all schticky. fear me in peanut form!

I think I understand what ur saying Yi.

You can never acknowledge existence of love until you experience it for yourself. That experience being to see this woman in her most wanton form yet being able to see through and past her body.

(I am drunk.)

yi drinks?

did you know arachibutyrophobia is the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth?

darkness overwhelms me.

/me (i am drunk.)worships ladder theory.
don't you hate it when you want to jump ladders? or maybe want to see (i am drunk.)which ladder you are on...
but afraid of falling into the Abyss?

platonic love?

i guess you didn't understand (i am drunk.)ladder theory.
guys don't "love" girls. they want to fuck them.
see, the(i am drunk.) meaning of life then becomes: find a person on the opposite sex that is really really really high on your ladder. if you find out that they ARE really really really really high on your ladder and most(i am drunk.) likely you won't get anyone higher, then glue yourself to them by marrying them. (i am drunk.)otherwise, rinse and repeat.

i am sorry.
but until i find a person who(i am drunk.) i think is attractive but will also reject when she walks out of the shower naked, i will not acknowledge the existence of love.

so FCUKEN SAD but true.

btw, read everything CAREFULLY. then make your judgement.

i think one of the things the author missed out are guys who won't admit (i am drunk.)ladder theory. he makes a lot of commotion(i am drunk.) about girls not accepting ladder theory.. but i think we have a couple of resident Bloggers who are just as (i am drunk.)blinded as the females about the theory... and willing to forgo this chance at enhancing their understanding of life. :P
of course, i'll continue to mask my ladder with superficial things and pretend i don't know ladder theory...
(i am drunk.) but just for this brief moment, i acknowledge my animal instincts.

let there be light.

we'd have to give out money for someone to accept him.

Lets auction Eric, see how much he gets

we had a little over a month to do it. but i didn't start till yesterday.
the question was too broad. i made up the answer bit... why didn't i ask it earlier?

more ebay weirdness.

lalalalala... =P Does hash ever use this thing!?! =(  Hash! what's in the bio mid session!?!?=P


#11073 +(123)- [X]

\ To The Taliban:
\ Give US Osama Bin Laden or we'll send your women to college.
\ To the US:
\ Leave us alone or we, the Taliban authorities would not hesitate to cut off America's supply of convenience store managers.

Shit, that question is pretty hard. Did u have to discuss crap like in terms of elements of the offence, what was different about sexual violence compared to other offences?

How long did you have to complete it?

q: laws of sexual violence offer no unique insights about the nature and operation of criminal law. discuss critically.

a: the laws of sexual violence do indeed offer unique insights into the nature and operations of criminal law due to its disposition of being uniquely sexually conscious in its discourse.

okay i think i finally finished, even though the last half of my essay makes absolutely no sense, and cannot be backed up by anything because i just put in random quotes from my notes which looked impressive. you can tell by the way this sentence is constructed that i am extremely tired and i don't really care if this doesn't make much sense.

Hey something similar happened to me in contracts. I didn't pay attention to the timestamps so I didn't realise it was time of the essence until I thought I was finished. Plus I was at the word cap which meant I had to rearrange everything.

ok this is officially the worse essay i've had to write.
its due at 5:00pm, and at 7:30am i realize i was on completely the wrong track, meaning i have to start all over again. after working on it all day.

this sucks. i want to go home.

Here I come, hailing Melbourne.

loveless sex, devoid of life.

the theory doesn't say anything about love.

Wednesday, October 08, 2003

The members button has disappeared which is why I can't access your usernames. You can still view the Team in Settings

Hmm, the ladder. Looks awfully similar to some of the algoritmic data structures. The stack, the queue. The priority queue and so forth. The hashtable => all maps to hash

Where goes platonic love?

hey where has the 'members' button gone?

Errmm. =)

the ladder theory.

note: i am not a proponent or advocate of such a theory.

Its better than looking like a multiposter =)
Armageddon is soo realistic tho! Hey thats a funny looking word

hey editness overwhelming.
there's a flag with stars and stripes on the moon but, and a signature from jfk if movies such as armegeddon can be relied upon. probably not.

Hey u edited it =?
China's not gonna go to the moon for a while. Thats if their manned space program succeeds.
LOL john, I didnt think any country could own the moon. Even if that is so, I think the US would prevent the launch in the first place.

but i thought amelika owned the moon? so the chinese are stealing america's soil!!!

the situation is unacceptable. i wonder if nasa are going to send some astronauts up to stop the chinese, then we'll have a space war.


Good HTML there Renee =)


and dont forget the char siu farn which had dyed pork instead

We be making chow mein or chow fahn in space.

flied lice

They will become a satellite to earth.
Be a rebel, choose not to be critical then =)

critically discuss this, critically examine that. no wonder we are all getting so cynical nowadays, we're brought up to be critical of anything and everything.

yes i do realize that statement was cynical in itself, that's the beauty of it.

and what will the chinese be doing in space?

Awesomia?! =)

"China plans to launch its first manned space flight on 15 October, according to media reports." - BBC

Awesome! Soccer on my birthday!

Thats right boys and girls the games are back and bigger than ever.
What events are we holding this year?
Tennis (doubles i.e 2 players a team)
Basketball (half court, minimum 4 players a team)
Soccer (min 5 players a team)

This year we have even bigger throphies (be the envy of all your friends)
and as usual it costs nothing to enter.

How to register:
Email your team name, contact details, names of team members and the event
you will be participating in to

Next week: (thats right next week)
Tennis = Mon 13/10, 1:30-5:00 at the UNSW courts
Soccer = Tuesday 14/10 11:00-4:00 at Village Green
Basketball = Wednesday 15/10 1:30 - 5:00 at UNSW GYM

Registration closes this Sunday 11:59.

Hope to cya you all

Marc... time to shed 3 sizes XD

Hey Everyone
Just want to inform of a long term hiatus from the internet.

Postcard? haha will do. Traditional eh? Wish you were here.
You'll still be looking for your Aussie Angels right Charlie?

haha Renee this is a hive of activity compared to other times, when you can see five different days' worth of posts all on one screen shot. ^^

Oi, stop that. Write normally


Just send us a postcard from Indiannapolis.

Tuesday, October 07, 2003

you'll miss my 20th, not the 21st. unless you'll be overseas for jan '05.

oh say can you see
by the dawn's early light
what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming
whose broad stripes and bright stars
through the perilous fight
o'er the ramparts we watched
were so gallantly streaming
and the rockets red glare
the bombs bursting in air
gave proof through the night
that our flag was still there
oh say
does that star spangled banner yet wave
o'er the land of the free
and the home of the brave


You wont miss out on my 21st.. I'm not even 20 yet..

The pics are cool, and its like.. I was never there.

Wow, its Lynn like I've never seen her before... asleep.

Speaking of Medina, it appears that I am now fully confirmed for exchange.

I'll be missing out all your 21sts.
Except Yi, Kwong, KJ, Choogs and perhaps even John.

Well, there are a number of options:

1) They don't find out ==> James doesn't get contacted ==> No one is hurt (or so we think)
2) They find out ==> James is contacted ==> Spain pays or we all chip in
3) We wash dishes to pay for door
4) Spain washes dishes to pay for door


4) Medina changes company policy.


I can't believe it took me more than an hour trying to find a username!

Speaking of medina. What's going to happen with the door?

and good subjects too

Monday, October 06, 2003

woah me grabbing on to charlie's leg....i look like a robot!
AWESOMNIA! hey that's awesome

there are two photos showing my braces in all their glory
that's also awes.....

wow go IR mode! haha busu

dude...Char and Busu....amazing shottieeeeeeeee

good camera, good photographer, good ideas ==> good shots

AHAHAHAHA you're not serious marc: "North Ryde medina will be reviewing company policy tomorrow, just like medina central"

Your dad is playing with the hulk fists?
haha just further emphasises that everyone will always have a child in them.

those are not bullet wounds, but bite marks from the girl on the right

Medina Birthday Party - selected photos and clips ZIP

My dad is playing with the hulk fists. I think I should have gotten him those for his bday/fathers day instead

Awesome party. Thanks for coming all you fellas. North Ryde medina was awesome too. No company policy to deal with. Just neighbours...

Well, lets start looking for alternatives for next year. North Ryde medina will be reviewing company policy tomorrow, just like medina central

Spain has a bullet wound in his right leg.

Image of the day - Hot Birthday Party:

If I was to show you, I needed a gun
As far as I see it, I'm already done for
And my fingers on the trigger, and I'm thinking of you
And I'm thinking of you, yes I'm thinking of you
with my finger on the trigger, and I'm thinking of you
yes I'm thinking of you till I'm done

Sunday, October 05, 2003

i'm not important.
- someone important, 2003.

Time is the most common resource ever available and yet we never seem to have enough of it.
- Jonathan Lee, 2003

"Roses are red
Violets are blue
Oh my, lump in the bed
How I've missed you.
Roses are redder
Bluer am I
Seeing you kissed by that charming French guy
The dogs and the cat, they missed you too
Barney's still mad you dropped him, he ate your shoe
The distance, my dear, has been such a barrier
Next time you want an adventure, just land on a carrier."

- George Dubya Bush

Haha expensive F-22 taken out by a "$2 missile"? =)


And that animated photo is pretty good too.

Saturday, October 04, 2003

you dont' know how much i need you
while you're near me i don't feel blue
and when we kiss i know you need me too
i can't believe i found a love that's so pure and true

but it all was bullshit
it was a godamn joke
and when i think of you and i
i hope you fucking choke

i hope you like with what you've done to me
i lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy
you left me here all alone, tears running constantly

oh somebody kill me please,
somebody kill me please
i'm on my knees
pretty pretty please
kill me
i want to die
put a bullet in my head

I'm so pretty, am so witty,
I'm so pretty and witty and gay

if time is not absolute, then how permanent is permanent?

Pic of the day - F22 orders cancelled after minor incident:

man, and i was thinking for about ~A$25 i could buy a person to get a permanent tattoo on his head

another whacky ebay item.

Poor spain. You dragged him into star and now he's left high and dry

Friday, October 03, 2003

For unsw guys, provisional exam timetable is out, for your planning purposes or whatever.

I finish on 28th, which means I could make that Melbourne road trip of yours Charlie!
If that's still possibly a go...

The Matrix: Reloaded (just someone rambling about the movie)

p r y d e: (11.55PM) : Sleep, I'm officially retired from Star. Quote it on the blog.

Thursday, October 02, 2003




99.999999999999% SUGGESTION IS BBQ AT JONO'S


haha marc
because my computer clock is 21 minutes fast.

Knowing how to express oneself will keep you on top of things in every situation.

Think outside the square. Think how wonderful it is if you have ultrasonic perception. Or more down to earth: telepathy.

The funny part was when Bennie said he got heart disease, Johno got constipated
and when Bennie said he was joking, Johno called him a fucktard and wanna to shoot him.
Either way, Bennie's dead.

the best part was:
IONize (0:41 AM) :
j00 juju

laughed for 10 minutes about that.

Im checking in!!!!

Hey that conversation has totally boozled me.

How come the time is 12:41 when the conversation ends, but the time you posted was 20 minutes earlier...

How can benny have heart disease? He's been workin to the limit. I...can't breathe benny...the 2m...buffer distance...

Tell me about it Kwong:

Benson (0:34 AM) :
evening jono
how was yesterday's movie thing?

IONize (0:35 AM) :
good evening benny

was good. anger management. and your holidays?

Benson (0:36 AM) :
meh s'alright s'alright
catchup with my high school friends
go to seven hills for a medical
find out I have heart disease

IONize (0:38 AM) :
s'alright? good to hear.

sydney boys? sounds good ^^ it a deadly serious heart disease?

Benson (0:39 AM) :
I'm fine
perfect blood pressure, actually it was my first medical examiniation. period XD

IONize (0:39 AM) :

IONize (0:39 AM) :
I'm going to shoot you

IONize (0:39 AM) :
you hunk of cow

IONize (0:40 AM) :
you have no idea the imagery that was going through my mind for a few moments there

Benson (0:40 AM) :
ifyou were here you'd so stomp/kick me XD

IONize (0:40 AM) :
Benny having a heart attack right after he walks out of CFN in 10 years' time, with yi and the crew.

IONize (0:40 AM) :
If course if you're kidding about kidding, then, I'm sorry, my bad

Benson (0:41 AM) :

IONize (0:41 AM) :
j00 juju

Benson (0:41 AM) :
thanks for caring jono XD

IONize (0:41 AM) :
You're welcome my beloved South Australian Bankstownian

Benson (0:41 AM) :

Wednesday, October 01, 2003

nambla? they used that in south park...stands for North American Man-Boy Love Association

Wacky adventures!

online nonsense: a glimpse into the minds of kwong and i.
[note: no i was not thinking about nambla, it just sounded good]

Kwong (8:51 PM) :
john (8:51 PM) :
Kwong (8:51 PM) :
john (8:51 PM) :
nelson mandela?
Kwong (8:52 PM) :
lol crazytalk here
john (8:52 PM) :
to suit my crazybrowser!
Kwong (8:52 PM) :
hey crazy johns!
john (8:52 PM) :
crazy taxi!
Kwong (8:52 PM) :
im checkin in!!

our perceptions are reliable. they have to be, because they're the only thing we have.

Quote of the day - Nobuyuki Idei:
Engineers who know how to express themselves will never lose their jobs in not matter what environment.

everything and everyone is so unique nowadays that its no longer unique.

Our perceptions are reliable, but like everything, they have weaknesses. And that's exactly what these pictures exploit, with their contrasting colours in systematic layouts.

And the pictures only "move" if your eyes are moving relative to parts of the picture. When you keep your eyes still, focused on one part of the picture, nothing moves.

Blemished artifacts can make them even more unique! w00t w00t