I'm not sure if i posted this already, but this is the third time i tried. Hash you are a moron. When i fucked up blogger it was an accident. You just did an HTML comment deliberately. No more comment tags, seriously.
Der Wasserfall
Come in, relax, light a cigar and spend some quality time with your old friends. ;)
Monday, September 30, 2002
Anyone who fucks around with HTML comments is going to get an ICBM up his ass. You screw us, we screw you.
Don't get me started on my thermo_NU_cular devices.
[Lumoi congratulates Marc.]
WARNING: the next mofo who pulls this sort of crap is banned from the blog.
erm...why are there two of renee?
Havent you wondered why that image at the bottom is a deadlink and why Hash's name is missing from the bottom of his post?
VERY, Hash! Start paying me out for the html comment thing then go around and do it yourself, you hypocrite! I saw the page source code >_>
nah, i'm not rubbin nuttin in yo face, just thought succubus suited my mood @ the moment. Girl just was getting a lil repetitive...maybe later.

you're american beauty. you're full of hope and appreciate the beautiful things in life.
take the which prettie movie are you? quiz, a product of the slinkstercool community.
Sif! Haven't even seen it.
Okay, I'll try creating my own blog and changing. Hope it'll work...
Its quite easy to crash the blog. Just enter in an unclosed html comment to you last name o_O;

you're girl, interrupted. you're fun and friendly, and just a little bit crazy.
take the which prettie movie are you? quiz, a product of the slinkstercool community.
meh, good one Butters. This Girl, Interrupting happens to own her own blog and can change her deets @ will. muhahaha
*ps: how the hell does one break a blog?
[Lumoi is in awe of Marc's ability to crash something as stable as a blog]
Post...testing
If anyone is wondering, no it hasn't been fixed yet, but people can still join. its just that anyone above my name cant change their profile, so get it right the first time. this is another account im using. REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY guys/girls.
Sunday, September 29, 2002
ahhh tis only a conspircy when you *make* it one for yourself soldier. also known as the 'self fullfilling prophecy'
u lack that authority, ive been cleard to search through ur files and find out who this secretary is.
i intend uncover this conspiracy and seek revenge on those hax0rs
General Admin Man is at Siberian Boot Camp (ie: skiing) and the reason why the site is all spastikated is because Marc hacked into it or stuffed up the code. g000000d 0ne :)
erm excuse me mister admin man, but ur site is not being nice 2 me.
tell it 2 behave or ill dob on u
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Enter at your own risk.
Material presented herein may be distressing to young children.
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Diving is not allowed. Thank you.
Just so that u guys know
while i am reading this i have loud music on.
I am facing directly opposite to the stairs,
as such my dad can come up and see what the hell
i am reading any time,
Therefore,
for my own preservation I will now get rid of all this stuff,
CityRail apologises for the delay
and any inconvenience caused
maybe you should take pics as a timely reminder :)
i'm gonna have to get my wisdoms out sometime, my back teeth have been a bitch since i was little.
heh it will be other people that will suffer, since it is them who have to look at my big head afterwards =)
awww your face is gonna go alll puffy and swollen. make sure you cover up all mirrors in your house....i mean...er good luck. hope you feel better afterwards :)
Saturday, September 28, 2002
omg...Lumoi just read that science journal thing...
Raging bonobo sex only lasts for 13 seconds! no wonder they're going for it every chance they get!
I'll make him a genetically modified bonobo for him 2 have eyes only for me :)
i could easily just flirt with him more, but that involves effort on my part lmao...
Admin[Butters] intervening: Sorry to edit your post charlie, but this was the nearest thing I could get to add an end comment tag. The bit above belongs to Hash, who sucks major donkey balls.
you wouldn't want busu to be your bonobo
that'll mean he'll be a promiscuous partner
"i love thee, like the salt in my food"
salt is good...but chicken salt is better. I get my friends to order chicken salted fries and i lick the salt off and leave the french fry. lmao...or i'll hog the salt shaker @ CreAte and the pplz have to snatch it off me :p
my friend has an obsession with trying to lick my face. he is mean. he calls me lemon-head. meh.
aZn's don't look out of place on a beach. Lumoi isn't revealing her flabby beached whale self unil she loses 10lbs and can find a suitable swim suit :)
charlie, err...how do bonobo's have homosexual se...oh. *lumoi just figured it out for herself* hey...is it just male bonobos with an overactive sex drive?
*alex, can you be ^my^ bonobo? :p*
grrr damn you wang. very go on a skiing trip without me...
humhumhum...anybody up for some clubbing? show a girl a good time~ perhaps a 'five dollar milkshake'?
don't worry although DY isn't small, you'll only need to find a bunch of asians who look out of place.
join the army. go to interesting places, do interesting things, meet interesting people and shoot them.
good question
i can actually write an essay on the latter part
the former is much easier
Bonobos are basically a breed of chimpanzee (monkey, ape or whatever) that goes around having sex with just about every other bonobos around
they are heterosexual
they are homosexual
they are bisexual
they are incestuous........
The reason i put my nick as Bonobo is because I think humans should go around having sex with just about every other humans around as well
The latter:
One day in year 11 a guy by the name of wei ming suddenly started calling me underwear man for no reason
Then a guy by the name of edman so starting call me that too. Not only that, i was accused of having the fetish to collect men's underwears (an accusation)
Then one day after physics i decided that to make the name sound a bit "cooler" i would add titanium to it
and that's how i got the name
and dancing
We get it on most every night
when that moon is big and bright
its a supernatural delight
everybodys dancing in the moonlight
everybody here is out of sight
they dont bark and they dont bite
they keep things loose they keep it tight
everybodys dancing in the moonlight
dancing in the moonlight
everybodys feeling warm and bright
its such a fine and natural sight
everybodys dancing in the moonlight
Friday, September 27, 2002
i feel like singing....
Look at me
It really was not easy
But I can breathe
And I'm so grateful 'cause I can see
I am free to do exactly what I please
So come with me to a place where we can
be
Ooh I wanna touch the sky
I wanna fly so high
Ooh I wanna hold you
I wanna love you tonight
Ooh I wanna touch the sky
I wanna fly so high
Ooh I wanna satisfy
I wanna make you cry
what's sexually unstable kwong? you swing one way then another frequently?
When I was young
It seemed that life was so wonderful
A miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical
And all the birds in the trees
Well, they'd be singing so happily
Oh joyfully, oh playfully, watching me
i have nothing against homosexuality, but i'd like people to PM me before i go and insult them w/ innuendo or comments that may be taken in the wrong way. like: "that is sooo GAY!"
my lesbian friends frequently check me out. I know they know they can't have me, but they'll check me out. i don't have a problem w/ it. eye candy is dandy.
muhaha i have an MD w/ incriminating conversations...but it also incriminates me. so um, it shall stay out of sight. lmao...predator is on tv.
Yi, those pics are NOTHING compared to wang's niche files. seriously...and once he gets 700MB worth, it'll be mine too. :)
Once upon a time, romance blossoms between these two lovers:
Then one day John came along and took away johno's heart from james:
Of all the people, john invested his virginity in johno
And of all the 'stars' in the sky, johno picked the one that doesn't shine at all.
you tell me to come check out blogger because something happened, but you wouldn't tell me.
So one fine spring thursday night in Sydney, I log on, and I see this crap, and I still don't know what's going on.
On a brighter note, hey kwong, think you'll make it into JPL?
check this out...it'll boost your spirits....
Fostering the Next Generation of Mars Explorers
or more specifically,
http://mars.jpl.nasa.gov/spotlight/msip01.html
Thursday, September 26, 2002
Nelly Futardo is soo beautiful...omg..i have three x 24 exp film and one 36 exp film to get developed. prepared for the repetoire of the divine and the teary eyed...memoirs of a drunken EX-nsg.
Leighton or however it is spelt
When he makes a skilled shot, he does this::
Face below followed by hand
_______
/ _\
/ |_| \ \ < - Hand
| ___ | \
\ \__ / /
\ ______/ / < - Arm
| /
|_____/ < - Elbow
Note:: Artists Impression, may not resemble real-life appearance.
um...what happened to the board?
This little Tulip is no longer a school gurl (sorry alex, had to happen some time). Yes, she graduated w/ many tears, plenty of attitude, and an abundance of style :) They said it would be done, couldn't be done...but i went and proved them wrong. so they can kiss my bony ass.
"uhh, i'd like to thank the academy...oh gosh, i promised myself i wouldn't cry..." *fans eyes* lmao :D
a week of coffee, champagne, fruit and crying a lot has done wonders for my skin...it's so nice and smoooth! hehe
gotta go now~ ciao :)
Sheesh,
once you teach marc something that is funny IF DONE IN MODERATION
He just takes it overboard.
like Jono and Mr.Hewitt ...
Uh, James, I sorta fucked up the board ^^;
The blog won't let me leave the first or last name blank [as seen in the indenture next to my name], so seeing as Blog is like, such a shit design with basically everything revolving around HTML, I thought I could just make an HTML comment for my last name. Uh...My Bad. If anyone would care to observe the fragility of this board, you need only look at the blogger Team. Once again, My Bad
Benny is laughing his ass off.
0300 hours on this thursday morning
this is my thought:
imagining dropping 400 zerglings using the simultaneous drop method on someone's base.......
(saliva dripping on the keyboard)
john i need my star cd back
Wednesday, September 25, 2002
Get OVER IT BENNY!
That was a long time ago. Now Carriers! Thats a classic preserved in replay memory ;)
Reneé!
Don't knock lan!
It's all us guys have!
Unlike you girls who have make up and fashion...
*runs* (yes I know I'm dead... ^^)
"Go Go GO!"
"Arrrgggh" (sound of marine dying)
"ahhhh that's the stuff"
dakka dakka (gauss rifle fire)
(reaver dying sound, no I will not even attempt to type this)
"Benny... don't you care about your troops dying?" (Hash complains about wasting units)
End result...
Benny produced 360 units... lost 240...
Hash lost...
^^
in that case i wanna be a scourge... or however you spell it.
[high squeaky sound that a scourge makes]
whoever came up with that name is either a genious or just some starcraft addict who plays it too much to realise that zerglings are nothing but building munchers
I am insulted you left me out of the unit equation. Hey, I want the medic title! Optical Flare is the one and only spell for me! I suppose I'll nominate myself as...hmm..maybe a Carrier if I can't have the medic. Fear all wifebeaters!!
Lol, Charlie, Building Muncher sound familiar?
Chatswood would be a good target. Nothing but psycotic CS players there. No, actually, games in general they're psycotic about.
heh..
I'm a ?
perfect..
pc?
Charlie...
Jono hasn't pc'ed for 4 weeks... General Kimsey 6 weeks...
Me and Yi? 3 weeks...
so no we're not bored of pc yet... no
^^
yes i am a medic. i cast majik and *heal*. Lumoi wants some healing too~
Kimsey, I'm afraid Mission: Memento must be aborted. Agent Tulip is graduating from the academy tomorrow. ICBM coordinates? will that make Sony more accessible to us? *is not interested unless has a (in)direct pay off* jwan584 and a*n*us485 will be assigned the tres importante mission of taking Lumoi out on Friday for a post-graduation celebration :)
Alex, i love thee like the 'monosodium glucamate in my food'...miss you~
Lumoi is tired. I look like the undead...black circles round my eyez, gaunt, pale face, undying shuffle...ugh need more money for more alcomohol for champagne breakkie~ hehe donations accepted. [diet for the past week: champagne, tequila, vodka, diet coke, coffee, crackers, fruit, chocolate, bakers delite, pills] Lumoi has gained one kilogram. meh.
Yay! I'am a zergling
the best unit ever
it's got the speed, it's got the power to overwhelm
it munches buildings down like apples
Linux.
It's great isn't it.
Free, open source and fully user moddable.
It's everything Windows should have been, but more!
It's so great, it's official graphics editting tool is nicked the
leathered medival creature in Pulp Fiction: "GIMP"
Linux is stable, so stable that if you try to run it in
anything other than 1 dimensional command prompt mode,
(KDE), it'll give you more crashes than Illegal Operations in
Windows 95.
GCC is so great. One file complies on Yi's computer, the same
file crashes on mine. Totally beautiful. Free software? I l love it!
And you thought STOP ERRORS were ugly, wait until you see
a "Segmentation Fault". NO explaination, no dumps, PURE
LINUX FREE OPEN GOODNESS.
I love you linux, I wish you were my gimp.
General Kimsey signing off.
0005 Hours
Tuesday, September 24, 2002
Haven't you guys have enough of pc already?
Fine since most people agree on sunday, sunday it is
and since no one vote on the beach, we're going to dee why beach.
The official meeting time is 10am at dee why beach for the drivers
for the non drivers, meet at 9am at wynyard station and catch L88 or L90 express buses to dee why
It's gonna be a nice day
Hope the weather's as good as it is today
and please spread the words guys
oh and girls are welcome
i wouldn call a bunch of yobbos drinkin and bein rude and makin lame jokes a "flick"
the true side of john has been revealed. =)
yeah i agree dont eat hash, it would do every1 a favour. but its so slack to hash. whats wrong with me? y am i feelin sorry for him?
american flicks eh?
as opposed to australian flicks?
hey you stop telling everyone i'm a hippie dammit.
no hash, don't eat apple, in fact, don't eat at all.
who ever invented this weather is appalling.
hey john stop watchin those american flicks.
"after the pillow fight we'll practice pashing on each other ^^"
sif that aint hippie... brotherly love or some shit.
ahh, lumoi with a brick?! run away!
i loved the weather :) we had a nyce champagne breakfast this morning, then the luncheon! theme was 1920/cabaret/jazz~
Lumoi is now going 2 sophie's house~ we'll have a pillow fight there and drink and gossip but we won't practice kissing techniques (so *THATS* what you boys do @ sleepovers~ hehe)...although my friends have been known to get onto each other...hm
we are going to balmoral b4 sunrise and having a sunrise piss up on the beach :)
Pillow fights are fun. esp. w/ pillows stuffed w/ the occasional brick.
"I LOVE YOU ALEX"
Hash is like an ultralisk with armour upgrade
all he needs is speed upgrade
as for soccer and beach
the official plan is to integrate both this saturday.
the destination is either dee why beach near manly or brighton le sands near the airport
please vote on it
oh and matthew quek has requested that he'll blow up the group photo for wei and i get the frame done
anyone wanna chip in? It's for wei.
Monday, September 23, 2002
sure John,
we'll all meet u at ur place
and Kwong, such dirty tricks will work no longer
i have approached a chocolate intolerance factor
after a mere 50 grams a day
Edit : Edit : and that is on a extremely good day.
normally just 25 grams max
whats that jono? u gonna fix my telescope by drivin me down to greystens?
im gonna call andrews this fri... i just realised that my 25mm is a bit loose... u shake it and the actual lens moves... *sigh*
as for hash, yes sprintin is ok... but in the long term im sorry hash u cant do anything. ull be sayin "dont make me run, im full of chocolate"
btw u have no rite 2 challenge me.
Well we'd have to surround him. He said he'd be using a quarterstaff and his "special cloaking device". I'll bring my metal softball bat. What will be your weapon of choice?
Edit: If all else fails, we can always resort to some of Kwong's many dirty tactics, like stealing his stuff or something.
im not praising any fat people, but believe it or not, hash sprints quite fast. whether he can sustain this for a distance remains to be seen though.
so the question will be how far will we be running?
3v1
hmm sounds fair
I guess all 3 of u together can't be totally crap
so I may have a samll challenge
as long it won't be on muddy ground,
can't turn for shit in that stuff
Hash has issued us a challenge. He challenged that he could outrun me, Kwong and John. His reward for winning is survival. His punishment for defeat...well if we catch up to him, it speaks for itself. You two up for it?
Edit: Oh, I'm sorry, that sounded really arrogant of me. What I meant to say was "when we catch upto him"...
An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress,because of the passion and mystery he found there. The engineer said, "I like both."
"Both?"
Engineer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done."
stop posting friggin programming codes here please hash!
for the beach thing, how many people from here can and will be going?
Darren + other comp1721 people
here is how u can malloc a 2-d array
(this is as a file, manipulation of data is a bit sketchy, but u can figure it out) ::
#include
#include
typedef struct board {
int **board_positions;
} board; // defines the entire struct as board
int main(void) {
board * new_board;
int i=0,j=0;
int rows=10,columns=15;
for (i=0;i
new_board->board_positions[i] = malloc(sizeof(int)*columns);
}
/* Initialises everything to zero */
for (i=0;ifor (j=0;j new_board->board_positions[i][j]= 0;
}
}
/* prints the contents (currently blank) */
for(i=0;ifor (j=0;j putchar (new_board->board_positions[i][j]);
}
putchar('\n');
}
return 0;
}
Pfft, console? I don't want Ghost for console, I want it for PC!!
I never plan on running again in my lifetime. I'd rather make other people run. And you'd better start soon, Hash >:)
Blizzard is notorious for breaching release dates. Good Luck seeing the game anytime soon...
what if it gets revived? does it have to come back to this horrible place? plucked out of the better place... :(
Sunday, September 22, 2002
yes, i will buy you that along with a rolls royce silver ghost and one other car of your choice.
when you build me my spaceship.
meh. i go away for a few hours to come back and find a blog full of pics of fat people and nsx's?
nothing can possibly beat my porsche 996 911 gt2.
omg please remove that pic... please!
well, i owe my papa a boxter, an NSX and a mini. I owe my brother some car from Ridge Racer and i owe myself a Nissan GT-R. Yes, this is all when I'm filthy rich and have dead presidents to use for toilet paper.
Saturday, September 21, 2002
Yi, what the HELL was that? Yes, Lumoi thinks a female companion would give Yi a new lease on life on Earth.
I was told by a friend today, that my recent memory problems may be attributed to vitamin B or a protein deficiency. meh.
"Permission to speak, Sir. Tulip thinks this would suit the General quite nicely, Sir."

"twas Tulip's favorite car 1997~98, Sir."
Hey are we still doing that soccer thing
coz i think me ,darren and charlie are down for it currently
maybe benny as well
and marc will ahve to tag along unless he plans not to run anywhere in his life
Hooray !!
another person other than me has a mad memory problem
John's one may be due to a hang over though
soon we may even approach the level of Great Teacher Johnson
[mr johnson] ::
{ writing currently one the board about some formula for physics }
{ stops mid-word and looks around the class }
{ looks back at the board and stares for a few seconds }
{ looks back at the class }
{ suddenly shakes as if hit by a small jolt of electricity }
{ turns back to the board and picks up at the exact stroke he left off }
{ then continues on writing as if he had never stopped }
ATTN Car lovers:
The general's vehicle has arrived:
http://www.drive.com.au/news/article.asp?article=http://drive.fairfax.com.au/content-new/news/general/2002/09/20/FFXWTAWZA6D.html
i dream..but they are drug induced.
Freud was amazing, so advanced for his time. Although many of his theories have been disproved, his studies were so interesting. I read a book about the history of hysteria (hyst being the prefix for woman, hysterectomy= removal of the uterus etc), melancholia (mela=black, chol=bile) etc, it was such an eye opener. I think it was called "from fasting saints, to anorexic girls" or something. the history behind psychiatry is fascinating.
Friday, September 20, 2002
mm. indeed. but normal people can suffer from it too. I used to break out in a blotchy rash if i was exposed to sunlight/light bulb/ fluorecent light after taking medz before. it was one of the nasty side effects :(
oh oh oh! i just had a flashback! excellent! i love it when I remember things :)
i had to look up allergic reactions to light, otherwise known as photosensitivity
but you were sleeping...it's really inconvenient when i go into a room and don't know why i walked in. or i forget appts w/ teachers. or when you forget how to write a capital 'G' during your biology trial. erm. yea. I've got senile dementia ahead of my time maybe?
don't worry i always get that.
this morning i was woken by the phone ringing, but once i got up for 3 seconds i forgot what i was going to do, and couldn't figure out what that sound was.
i've recently have increasing short term memory loss and memory lapses. it's quite unnerving. sort of 'waking up' and not knowing where you are. i forget what i'm supposed to be doing on the computer. hovering my mouse over google.com going "what was i going to search again?" did this for an hour today.
yes i've read about that. apparently the brain releases come chemical, kinda like a drug to make you feel happier. that combined with your eye sight loosing its function due to lack of oxygen or something... makes you feel like you're really comfortable and only see a circle of light in the middle of your vision, so its like a tunnel.
on another note: i constantly feel like this.
Lumoi doesn't have a suitable answer, John. Perhaps it's a state of mind. But I have read accounts of the tunnel of light; and scientists explaining it w/ electrical impulses in the brain...doesn't know. she just doesn't.
so the soul of that ice man knew he was going to be defrosted so he didn't go to heaven/hell or recarnated?
or was he plucked from heaven the moment he came back to life?
no. heaven and hell is based on faith and the notion of one's soul and not on the clinical/physical death of the body itself.
bah kwong, how dare you accuse me of being a tree-hugging hippie?
hey if they can bring someone back to life, doesn't that disprove all those heaven/hell and afterlife theories?
they don't freeze them...they refrigerate and condition...like preserving a good bottle of wine under the right balance of humidity, temperature and sterile conditions :)
In the 70s scientists in Europe discovered the body of some dude who was trapped in ice in the swiss alps. They took him down and defrosted him and he came back to life. But he went into shock after realizing his baby daughter and his wife had passed over 100 years ago. he fell ill after that and slipped into a coma and died. :( but it proves it *can* be done provided the right circumstances.
It'd suck if you were the winner, but you died from a bullet to the head...or an OD or sumthing.. :p
I thought people couldn't be frozen. As far as I know, its because all the water in your body crystallises and damages organs inside you. I saw this awesome doco where this insect can be frozen during Winter then when it thaws during Spring it wakes.
Note: By the time they find a cure, 28k would be worthless from inflation [or is it deflation, eh!]
whhaaaa?John? a tree huggin hippie?
What would be the speed of thought? can it be measured?
[thought of the moment]
yeah its the first prize like that...
sif u wouldnt want 2 come back alive again.
hey i haf a fair share of anti-tree-huggin-ness!
in fact john recently has become a tree hugger... *tsktsktsk*
Lumoi received her yearly report~ hehe $10 for the person who guesses the correct number of recorded absences Lumoi has!! weee champagne breakfast next week..and pregraduation piss u..erm...soiree in the park...dress ups @ school. monday is boyz uniforms day :)
Did anybody read the article in NewScientist (yi?? anybody??) you collect tokens, and you're entered in a competition worth $28 000. Basically, the winner, once legally decleared dead will be cooled to a temperature which prevents decay and suspended in liquid nitrogen until medical technology reaches the point where it is possible for the person to be healed and awoken to a second chance @ life. I think Walt Disney's frozen...at the Cryonics Institute @ Michigan. [interesting, no? Lumoi wants gelato...]
ja, ich bin einen dumkopf, aber, du bist eine blo:de kuh.
*lumoi's moment of immaturity* Ha! John said 'moon' *lmao*
err...Lumoi is @ school. She feels out of place. I have to give in stupid forms and collect a whoooole bunch of notes from all my teachers. They should just not photocopy for me and save a tree. ugh. [no tree huggin comments plz John]
Lumoi ist sehr mu:de. na ja, tschuss meinen freunden.
Thursday, September 19, 2002
shout this instead:
Adunia ka lier li vier lima
kege na la lai yaaaaa
ku na guai san de dunia
yi bia! daemon gumayor phala de yonti phalaaaa de yonti
gilei rim sai yang taki ziangle ziangle.
when i was young it seems that life was so wonderful!
a miracle
oh it was beautiful, magical
dip di du di du di du.........
Lumoi can name all 47 prefectures and their capitals in Japan in geographical order...but I won't. erm...if you give me time, i could probably work out all the states of America...but i'd need to write it down :p Lumoi is bored...is seriously considering working them out....or not. i could just go get drunk.
That is so true John! Screw the USA. I'm gonna learn all the provinces in China now! Where's my ATLAS!?!
actually from memory there are quite few i can name
shan xi
shan dong
hu bei
hu nan
hei long jiang
si chuan
can anyone name all the provinces in china without looking it up? i doubt if even chinese people know this.
But you start at 4, jono. Maybe you should look at yourself before calling others fakers. Seeing as I'm not a true engineer, I get to call all those softcore bastards fakers :P That includes you Jono, damn fakers. They're everywhere! I feel so dirty, its not rubbing off...
and the egyptian government wont let them drill thru that stone apparently... they need permission 4 every1 they drill...
stupid f00ls
yes yi they found another stone... at least they didnt find just sand like a few yrs ago...
no john, no JLH posters 4 u....
but im sure if u go 2 westfield or sumthin and ask nicely
Kwong, I just had a talk with Michael West today, he came into UNSW for a small talk on MSA.
He's only in 2nd year, and he's the NSW representative of the MSA!
Though his talk wasn't crash hot...but nonetheless pretty cool.
Nice photo, what kinda BS is that 1 x 2 reso?! or 640 x 480, same deal.
oh yeah kwong, this page is quite interesting. I wonder if we as uni students could do this to some respectable degree (no pun intended)
Space Day Design Challenges
Hey all you guys go to Macquarie, drop by Grace Brother's Music Department there. You'll find a familiar face >:) Its only a matter of time before I find times of your working shifts. I'll meet up with you guys later and join in on the fun!
john, ancient egyptians didnt beg to cats, they worshipped them and respected them.
passing thought by Lumoi:
my kitties are baad. they broke a crystal vase (60cm in height) when they were chasing eachother around the house :( i bought it for mom for Christmas 2000. it cost a lot too! *cries* i'm so disappointed that we had to throw it out, but i just can't bring myself to be mad at them. do you think it's like this with your own children?
I've done so many naughty things..like flush my mom's expensive watch down the toilet or stick a slice of bread in the VCR when i was little, but i remember they never really got furious at me for anything like that...hmm..
egypt has a lot of nice gold jewellry :)
[edited to say, that was in no way a gold digger, materialistic, secular comment]
Wednesday, September 18, 2002
hash, damn you for stuffing up the format of this page.
yes yi, i am into ancient egypt and study people who beg to cats and stick stuff down their chins.
ps: that was in no way a racist comment.
the camera is pretty shit.
i asked Charlie for a better photo and he told me that the photo is from Eric's digicam...
and i realised the resolution is at 640*480.... n00b!!!
as if the resolution is so low.
anyway, i'll scan charlie's photo when it's developed or something...
:)
and if you are into ancient Egypt and stuff... and saw the show ages ago where they put a little robot through an 8" by 8" hole and found a stone blocking the way, (that discovery was in 1990 by a German team.. i think), well, they have drilled a hole through that stone!!! ... and guess what they found...
secret behind the hole...
btw could u put a link 2 a high qual version of that foto?
or is that it coz then the camera must be pretty shit
im in non of the fotos. for sum reason Sai's head was so big that it blocked me out of all the group fotos..
stupid fat headed ppl! =)
hash you work at grace brothers?
sales assistant?
no offense but if you are, the marketing manager there must have been retarded.
NO Spam today,
Just Apologies ::
| Target
| Apology
| Excuse
|
---|---|---|---|
| Weiming
| I am vey unhappy and sorry that I was unable to turn up last Sunday. Wish you the best for your crusade amongst the English
| I had my first shift at Grace Bros that day
|
| Lumoi
| Sorry for being a wannabe die-hard Kenshin fan
| I watched another 3 hrs in the morning today right b4 my Binf mid-session (25%)
|
| Anyone else in this Blog
| Sorry for the repeated Spams and irrelevant information
| I 0wnz j00 all
|
Hey Guys!
I guess this is the best place to post a message, but THANKS SO MUCH FOR COMING on Sunday! I had a fantastic time, to see most of you guys there. It really made my day, to see sooo many ppl there! THanks for chipping in for the pen, it's sucha great momento, to have it engraved!
Hey, I don't think i can make it friday or saturday, my grandparents are in town for a week, and they leave sunday, so it's important i spend time with them. I'm realy really sorry, you don't have to go for me! Next week's a possibility!
Tuesday, September 17, 2002
I have news
Adrian (Spainard) is organising a day out at the beach this week apparently for weiming (good to know that someone's not only interested but are willing to organise it)
It'll most likely be on saturday, venue unsure
He'll be at cfn on friday to notify us on the details
please keep saturday free guys
and girls
hum...i wonder if any uni actually offers a degree in 'tissue engineering'
sounds quite interesting
i have a CD |<3y for star if you want it Jono
3136 [disregard bracketed] 82017 [fuCk y0u 3cheL0N] 5760
I don't believe i just skimmed through the entire blog page and completely wasted 4 minutes of my valuable life reading absolute CRAP that had NO coherence whatsoever....
GAHHH I need mY STAR SHit man
awwww Yi, you got me all hopeful there...I thought the "change ur size" article was about dress size...(damn, wishful thinking again) i don't have penis-size problems so i'm afraid that article was irrelevant to me.
subsequently, the Gay Fly article was interesting, but since i'm not a fly, nor a homosexual, it was not of much use to me either.
Don't like your size?? Get a new one!!! .... Soon...
(... but it might not be as satisfying... for your partner... arh well!!!)
Unacceptable Lumoi
I belive that several Kuzu Ryu Sen attacks are in order
I shall be the ONLY EBOM in this Blog
Do not infringe upon my territory or thou shalt face the wrath of the ULTIMATE attack in the Hiten Mitsurugi Ryu ::
[Lumoi made a pot of salsa today.]
+
[The pot of salsa is nearly gone.]
~when~
[My brother only ate a small bowlful.]
therefore:
Lumoi is a f@t heffer :(
beach beach beach beach!! yeaaaahHhhh! *Lumoi just had breakfast, she is hyperrrrrrr*
weee~* beach beach beachbeach~~ sun~ sandcastles~ photos!~ hot surfie guys~~ i mean...the art of riding waves...*aheM* Lumoi needs a tan!! yaay~
John, i'm afraid of creepy crawly spidery things too. but not as much as my phobia of the bottom crust on a piece of bread/toast. plz do not use that against me. [Lumoi <3s coffeee]
lets see... i don't like the sun, i don't like water, i don't like hot weather, i dont like sand cause they get in my shoes...
ok i'm interested.
Monday, September 16, 2002
lol is that anything like "killer condom"?
i have this phobia of spiders. but please don't use that against me.
Lumoi, James and Alex saw the trailer for that and it looks like a typical american cheeeeezy movie :) would make a kewl 1st person shooter in the cinema environment tho. Why don't you go rent "attack of the killer tomatoes" John?
Kwong you are so old skoo...
"I do not struggle in your web, because it was aim to get caught...
but daddy long legs i feel that i am finally growing weary
of waiting to be consumed by you..."
argh... run away!
foam ball eh? well ull b sorry when a brick with an anonomous letter crashs into ur window >=^Þ
muahahaha
*tulip sets up the target...
fondles the trigger...
adjusts the aim...
holds breath and squeezes...BANG!*
...foam ball proceeds to hit Kwong square in the forehead
i get a feeling Agent Tulip is not lumoi...
me suspects imposter
ferrari wins because they are able to control murphy's law so that it works against the nme
*Lumoi launches a foam ball gun @ Hash*
bitchslapping is so banal~
daaaaah very chuck a booga.
charlie, I guess you didn't recognise the filmic allusions i was portraying :p It's quite non-sexual. oh well.
Lumoi cut her hair...about 10" and not she feels naked. ohhhh the regret...aw well, it's still basically waist length, but it feels so light and empty :( *sob*
intellectual intercourse?
How is that possible?
Psychological penetration? Sounds more like mind-reading.
*bitchslaps Hash*
Snap out of it man! I knew it was a bad idea to go to BYO. No more anime for you! For the sake of this blog, and humanity. The good Lord was definately not with him for his calculus test - unless he is planning to follow in the steps of Booga...
You bastard Hash! Thats not cool. Booga missed the calculus test last semester because he was completely out of it. You have no excuse cause you consciously missed it! If you take it again, then its STAX ON EBOM!
oh. dear. it seems we have lost Hash to that passively destructive force we call Rurou ni Kenshin. May the Lord be with him in his calculus test.
sorry
seems that i was mistaken
i was using the Ryu tsui sen
coz the Ryo tsui sen doesn't exist
so now u shall all fall to my uber powerful
Sou ryu sen
I am counting heavily on my new found knowledge of the Hiten Mitsurugi Style of fighting to pass my calculus test
I am supremely confident that my 20 hrs of Kenshin will really help me out
I Have returned !!!
I have many things to say,
starting with something that may be grammatically incorrect
watashi wa Hitokiri Randeni desu
just realized, i was referring to James Bond. Sure, our general James Kimsey here, oozes gimp appeal, but that's a different matter. [sorry, general, i couldn't resist...]
charlie, it's because james ooozes sex appeal and girls just can't resist! *goes weak in the knees*
well, alex is due @ Lumoi's place any time soon~ they are going to watch DVD's~ and play PS2 and listen to music and have a nap on the deck and cook (by lumoi) and eat (by alex) and have intellectual intercourse :)
have an excellent day everybody. la vida es bella~*
and no don't give me that bs "ferrari are better" or "ferrari rulez" or "go schumi!!".
cause that's just childish.
Sunday, September 15, 2002
Why is it that in James Bond movies he always screw the bad girl first then end up with the 'good' girl?
? Lumoi thinks John has been eating too many sugary foods.
ahhh Terminator 2, tis a good movie for its time. Although i've watched it 20+ times it's still kinda amusing :)
Saturday, September 14, 2002
for all the hans zimmer fans
here's the unofficial lyrics for the black hawk down track- Hunger
Adunia ka lier, li vier li ma,
ke ge na la lei yaaaaaa
gung na guai san de dunia
yi bia de mon gung mayor phala de yonti phalaaaa de yonti
gilei rim sei young taki ziangle ziangle
If you want a child to stop wetting her bed, what contigencies of reinforcement should you impose?
a. positive reinforcement
b. negative reinforcement
c. positive punishment
d. negative punishment
e. extinction
furthermore, what schedule should be followed to maximize the reinforcement effect?
a. fixed interval
b. fixed ratio
c. variable interval
d. variable ratio
e. none of the above
PTSD? That's Post-Traumatic (something) Syndrome
argh i should know it but i jigged the abnormal psychology lectures
Luckily i still know what DSM-IV means
Diagnostics and Statistical Manual- 4th edition
Apparently one must fit strict definition to be classified as having certain types of disorder.
For example, to be classified as a Schizophrenic, you must satisfy all of the following:
A: Two or more of:
Delusions
Hallucinations
Disorganised speech
Grossly disorganised or catatonic behaviour
B: Social/occupational dysfunction
and
C: Duration: At least 6 months, not taking into account drug induced psychoses.
by that weight indication thing, i meant it as a guideline stipulated by the DSM-IV that the psychiatrists use, and many insurance companies. they won't treat you unless you are on your deathbed so...one can be anorexic or eating disordered in their actions and thoughts at any weight.
being anorexic you need to be under 15~25% your recommended ideal body weight. which would be like having a BMI of 16 or under. Anorexia isn;t just about weight, it's the mentaility and if you had even a slight anorexic streak in you, you wouldn't be saying you "need to get fat" Kwong.
there still is a difference between eating to stay alive and fattening... anyway im anorexic so i need 2 get fat
oui monssieur.
ice creamy dessert kinda stuff without the cream. smoother than granita, yet more refreshing to the palate than many cream based iced confectioneries.
*pukes* Lumoi hasn't eaten KFC in about 10 years?
i made my first batch of lemon sorbet from the cookbook i bought. It's absolutely divine! better than stuff you buy at ice cream parlours i swear! mmmm~
did I say ECG? my bad. Lumoi is an idiot. i meant EST.
ECG= electro cardiogram
EST= electro shock therapy
meh. stupid abbrevations
my lawyer is in hospital with PTSD. i asked the doctors if they could give him ECG but not without patient permission. stupid public liability...
why do people keep asking if they can sue? you'll never never know if you never never go!
go see your lawyer if symtoms persist.
can i sue the board of studies for mental anguish and damages and alcoholism?
Lumoi cannot take an english paper without a bottle of vodka, and everytime we see a maths term paper we break out in hives. oh, and kwong, we are pretty sure that you can sue the police, cuz we're planning to sue these girls at NSG, everytime we see them, Lumoi feels like puking and develops a rare and sporadic case of tourette's syndrome.
*sigh* 11 more official days of this f*n institution called NSG. Lumoi will turn up for the champgne breakfast and possibly the graduation so she can recieve her references (?) ahhh fark, UAC website being a slut.
omg you wont believe this!
john woo who is a blue scooby doo did a poo in the loo with lucy liu with a hair doo!!!
btw, can i sue the police if i happen 2 suffer a bout of epilepsy just as a police vehicle drives up near me with their stupid flashin lights?
I love having conversations with John! They're so constructive and you learn so much!
John: if the earth rotates around the sun, and the sun rotates around something, what does that something rotate about?
Me: everything else
Me: just create a loop equation for the universe and figure out the dimensional tolerances on all possible variables in the part
Me: resolve all forces using a normal and tangential co-ordinate system, then figure out the equations of dynamics and apply them to the solar system
Me: finally, figure out the limit as the sun approaches infinity relative to the number of moving particles in the universe, and find the cross product of this (as it's in a 3 dimensional vector space), row reduce to Row-echelon form, find leading columns, and the kernel of this is the answer to your problem.
John: but in the case of button v stone and also in [forgot] v sutherland shire council the chances of an object thrown in the air and hitting another person in the eye is significantly larger than it not hitting an eye
John: therefore we can conclude that it is technically inefficient using isocost and isoquant analysis
Me: yeah but you've forgotten one thing:
im(T) = dim (ker(T)) IAOI nullity(T) + rank(T) = col(A) by the rank-nullity theorem.
As such, the linear combination on these linearly independent and differentiable matrices will form the first part of the solution to the Sun moving relative to the thing.
Moreover, if we take nullity (LCTIGVX) + cross (LCTIGVX + rank (A) ) = Ax = 0, then we have fully defined all dimensions in the subspace, and we get a successful regeneration in ProEngineer
John: but because the velocity is so high, the reynold number is so high that a dimpled surface is more aerodynamic than a smooth one.
Me: John, you have no idea who reynold is and what you're talking about.
Similarly, by mathematical induction, I can deduct that from the fat bullcrap I pulled from my arse, I have about zero knowledge of all my subjects, plus or minus 0.
It's now 2am Saturday morning and I'm quite the tired one.
marc you live in Macquarie uni?
john if that guy didn't look like he was going to stab me i wouldn't have spared him
Friday, September 13, 2002
5g achieved..
and what's AOA?
1.05 Mach achieved..
.....
27 flights...
27.4 flight hours...
are these supposed to be milestones in the plane's development???
oooh that was funky though...
the plane sorta... compacted itself...
or closed some compartments... cool.
and yi, that's exactly why i don't bother with crap like that anymore.
no offense to all you pilot/cosmonaut/superman wannabes.
charlie, you disappoint me. giving money to poor people makes you one of THEM.
wow i missed a night of spamming? i'm both surprised and saddened.
tell me why i just commenced downloading 160MB of fighter videos...
i thought i am on the 3GB cap...
first one is footage of JSF tests (x-35A tho, the crappier one)
second is like 6 mins of super hornet maneouverin, not really ne special moves... just hte pilot flyin upside down, towards the ground, etc
james, jono if u got the downloadin power try these 2 movies... ones 66mb, other is 92
http://www.lmtas.com/gallery/videos/products/combat_air/x-35/x35a/videos/00_267.mpg
http://pma265.navair.navy.mil/stores/media/video/lb3117.mpg
Thursday, September 12, 2002
Yeah I still remember that story. My neighbourhood rocks cause its full of geriatrics :D
You could stop by my place if you wanted to Charlie ;). Pity I didn't go to Macquarie, then my travel time would have been 0.
A typical day in the life of Charlie Zhang:
3pm: Wake up in the morning realising that he had missed two hours of Psychology lecture and one hour of business tutorial
3.10pm: Out the door with a soccer ball under his arm, not knowing that it'll be dark when he gets to uni.
3.30pm: Arrive at Strathfield station and confronted by a begger requesting some money. Kindly said no only to be countered by the words "I haven't eaten for three days, please, god bless you"
3.31pm: A long silence
3.35pm: Finally pulled out 2 bucks and gave it to the begger who didn't even say thank you.
3.38pm: Bus arrives.
4.18pm: Woken up by the bus driver, felt obnoxious but couldn't do anything about it.
4.25pm: Went to the blue room hoping to see a familiar face. Unsuccessful. Checked timetable and realised that there wasn't any evening psychology lecture that day
4.35pm: Missed the late bus by 30 seconds, kicked the soccer ball at it but it flew into the car park area instead.
5.09pm: Caught the second last bus.
6.05pm: Got back to where he was 3 hours ago. Bought two crab sticks from the shop at platform 6 of strathfield station. A little girl giggled while she muched away on a snake candy. Asked her why, she replied that it sounded like "Can i have two crabs' dicks?"
6.30pm: Home again, what a long it has been.
6.35pm: Went to bed.
fuck I don't have my star cd anymore either, and I just uninstalled.
I'll just have to imagine me doing a reaver pop drop
"Hi, is this the number for the oxford dictionary?
yeah I'd like to edit a definition:
M
Murphy's Law
Shit happens.
Example: A day in the life of Jonathan Lee.
11am: Wake up 1 hour late for the start of my day.
Drive all the way out to Greystanes (near Perth or thereabouts) to replace my chipped telescope base, only to find out that they don't have any in stock, when I called them on Tuesday to make sure that they in fact, were ordering them in. Bravo.
12:45pm: I leave greystanes with (voila) my old telescope base still in my car, on the way to uni, realising that I can't make the 1 hour trip back to sydney in 15 mins in time for my 1-2pm talk from John King, a guy from QANTAS.
2pm: I arrive at uni to buy a do-it-yourself sandwich which I did too little of, resulting in my stomach still being pissed off.
2:15pm: call yi, says he's in a lab, I check all the labs, he ain't there.
2:30pm: go to my CAD lab to do some drawings on the computer, and surprise surprise, I get stuck on all of them.
For 1.5 hours.
4pm: With my ass frozen from the air-conditioning in the CAD LAB, I go to class.
6pm: my Mechanics tutorial welcomes me by reconfirming that yes, in fact, I did fuck the mechanics mid session exam with a sky rocketing mark of 20/30. Bravo.
6:30pm I get back in the car to leave uni, only to find out that the problem my car was taken to Bridgestone mechanics to fix, was in fact, still a problem. Bra. vo."
Good News: I woke up alive today.
is there a park in Balmoral?
Dee why's fine with me, i can visit my dad's old store
by the way, i'm bringing the soccer ball to wei's party thing so anyone who wants to play soccer can turn up
LMAO...hehe post made at 9.11....if only it was one day earlier...hm. There's a oval in artarmon...and two in chatty...and strathfield....and why can't we just go to some community oval thing?
Lumoi is at school today.Lumoi swears the bomb threat made yesterday wasn't her! omg!
*sigh*
beach...how bout Balmoral? we took a whole bunch of funky pics there...cept theres nothing there except for an expensive bottle shop.
ugh...will this soccer thing ever realize from this blog? we can play bball @ chatz youth center...and be harrassed by wogs and those fat chicks with caked on make up.
i oppose to manly.
1. its too crowded
2. there's too many people there.
3. i don't like people.
but another beach is okay. eg. dee why.
there's a golf course next to DY beach, but i don't see how this is relevant.
Wednesday, September 11, 2002
If those terrorists are smart enough, i think they'll attack at the most unpredictable moment just like the nuke in Sum of All Fears
i.e september 12
think about the satisfaction you can gain out of it
beach, chicks in bikinis,
soccer
sand castles
tan
seaside restaurants
swim
....
obviously if it's wet, we find something else to do, there's entertainment at manly too.
transport, by bus from wynyard, takes about 40 minutes
or some people can drive down there
or even ferry it from circular quay
location = manly
hang on
i've got the perfect idea
we organise soccer on sunday at a park near a beach (say manly)
then we can play soccer and rest on the sand afterwards
economical and fun
how's that sound?
*chuckles*
I dunno...
John is Mr Asia...
I know...
But Lidcombe is just that extra bit further from Strathfield...
So for people like Jono, Hash, and Agents Busu and Tulip...
It'll be a hassle... kinda.. yet not...
john I've lived in lidcombe for 7 years and i didn't get raped.
lidcombe's got a huge soccer field 4 minutes from the station
the hell...
no one's on...
*sighs*
It can't happen this Sunday anyway.
There's an NSB thing on...
Still... some response would be good...
*sigh*
errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr what about you Kwong?
Does anyone have a time?
I'm thinking somewhere near Strathfield now...
At st leonards station, the "time now" was 4:23, and "due in" was 5 min @ 4.30. and on another display further downt he platform, it was different again...*sigh*
someone can't do their math...
did u hear? buzz aldrin punched some guy when he was harrassed. Aldrin was asked to swear on the Bible that he did land on the moon. :p
jwan has a whole folder on his vaio of me being raped by alex...hm.
we've got telecasts and stupid documentaries on "how they collapsed" and terrorists and rahrahrah. I'm kinda cynical, but it's all for ratings and a lot of it is just to stir people up. It's not the muslims, or 'middle east' that is the enemy. and they want to get rid of 'terror' by war. doesn't war=terror? humph. since when did a human emotion become an entity to destroy?
sorry, i'm very vigilant about propaganda, and as an outsider (non american) i can see a lot of hypocrites in the media etc. I'm sick of it. people cashing in on this. i wonder if Hallmark have released a 'limited edition' 9/11 condolence card line...wouldn't be surprised if they did.
happy september 11th <--it's my friend's b'day.
John, what if u get raped in your own house?
would u go there ever again?
what if your hot girlfriend raped you? would u go there again?
but of course, john being john, would say, "that's not rape, that's ..."
GO SUNDAY!
MAN WTF IS WITH YOU PEOPLE
I can't BELIEVE how that whole 2 min thing started from cityrail, moved to aliens, then back to cityrail
omg.
creativity maxed.
ok so it looks like it'll be Sunday since Darren won't make it on Saturday, and only Yi, John, James and Charlie prefer Saturday and well... yes... ^^
Anyway what time on Sunday?
Yi suggests 2-4 on Sunday in the off chance that Yi and Jono want to go back and fall in the Parra River a few more times.. ^^
Oh and Jono can you contact Kai... Kwong also hasn't replied...
As for location well... Suggestions would help...
well I'm down for it being weekly too... Anyone else? right now it's only me and Charlie...
The beach would be good... Does anyone have a volleyball set?
Tuesday, September 10, 2002
and it wasnt my watch either... those bastards... cant make hte trains run on time so they make it seem like theyre early
and talkin about conspiracies.... cityrail a week or 2 ago changed all their clocks back by 2minutes...
btw, i need a legit CS cd key. since all u bums r addicted 2 star, u wont be playin CS ne more so im sure u can be generous
sure im buddist, i can be anythin u want me 2 be
lol, u havent sworn yet, u avoidin it... yes i know u mean it when u say fuggin or faark but u dont actually type it so its not counted =Þ
muahhahaha
no lense... just take off the lid and there will be the mirror... dont u remember from bintel?!
its been cloudy the past few days...
and kwong
is the tube meant to have some lens cover at the top or something?
or do u just take the big plastic lid off and let all the dust accumulate on the mirror (which is not supposed to be even touched??) whenever you want to look??
tf?
kwong, u see u don't believe me that you've become a buddhist.
what kind of stupidity....
look at the post BELOW that post!!!!
See any similarities? See any differences?
and no the telescope guy is too fuggin tightass to deliver a new one to my place and pick up the old one so I have to frigging go back to Perth (grestanes, same thing) to swap it this thursday. FAARK
and what's wrong with swearing less kwong?
booooo
jono howd the telescope now?
c jono u dun believe me that uve become christian or associated wif christianity...whats wif "shyt"? =)
john u cant stop talkin bout fat ppl... i cant hold it in... its impossible
actually no... i don't recognize that quote. i'm not very well read.
how do i control my weight? discipline!
wow, u get hungry just talking about sex? how do you control your weight? what is your secret?
lmao This lil Tulip is gonna order a big plate of blueberry pancakes with maple syrup, eggs over easy, and five sausages. To drink, a tall glass or orange juice and a black cup of coffee. After that, I'm going to have a slice of pie. Any time of the day is a good time for pie. Blueberry pie to go with the pancakes. And on top, a thin slice of melted cheese --
[hopes people recognise the quote. as if Lumoi woul actually eat that kind of crap]
Monday, September 09, 2002
I perceive no rationale on that statement.
But apparently they define sexual preference in terms of sexual orientation and sexual inclination
[message deleted due to incoherence. she says she was sorry for not knowing the f*n difference between orientaion and inclination]
One practical implication of this would be that "they" cannot get pregnant or impregnate by direct means
Charlie, as opposed to EXTERNAL ovaries? my my j/k
yeah. studied all about that in biology. Lumoi was given a sheet of all 16 different types of "hermaphrodite-ism"...It's because a certain enzyme is created during the second trimester that isn't supposed to...*does that mean they have better orgasms?!*
The opposite of this refer to those with "Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome"
They are genetic males with internal testes but which secretes inactive testosterone. As a result external vaginas develop.
So basically they look like girls on the outside but they don't have an uterus.
nope
Its when genetic females with internal ovaries who are exposed to high levels of testosterone and consequently develop external penes.
I suggest we play soccer on saturdays
and i think it would be best if it's at a place nearly equidistant from us all
i.e centennial park, not that i know where it is
and i suggest we do it every week, not just every fortnight
So apart from lumoi, who else's down for the beach this summer? We don't have to swim. We can just play beach volleyball or build sand castles.
That really pisses me off.
you know in america, the *super size* cokes didn't fit into the drink holders in cars...so the restaurant chain released a weirdly shaped cup so that people could go thru drive thru and still order their supersize cheese burger meal with brownies and a diet coke BAAAH excess everything.
[edited to add: the whole point in buying a cookbook, is so you can make the ice cream YOURSELF. not just buying one at the store. it tastes so so so much better, and there's the satisfaction you get :) ]
lol fair enough lumoi.
i've wondered about the existence of diet coke and other 'diet' softdrinks. you see people walking into maccas ordering a large big mac meal, but then they have diet coke??
wow you have a cave? i would love to have one. i can be cavemen and eat bones next to bond fires.
ohhh so butters is marc... funny i never knew who that was before, and it never bothered me.
John, I paid only $13 bucks for it after a discount. and I saw the hardcover book in another store for $40 so there. anyway, i don't buy icecream. although, you could probably buy 6 bottles of diet coke w/ that...meh. i didn't pay for it anyway :p
where do u live marc? northern beaches? mosman area? I'm sure there are buses...i live in chatswood.
I dunno, i just assumed the majority knew where it was, and cuz it's close to NSB, they know exactly how to get there...it was just a suggestion...*crawls back into her cave*
Of course you recommend St Leonards. Thats because you live like right next to it?
Slight problem. How do I get to St Leonards? I don't live near any train stations...
i don't really mind whether its saturday or sunday. although saturday has slightly better public transport.
not that i would be a big participant in sports, that's just not my style.
and with the money you paid to buy the cookbook, you could have bought many ice creams... sorry that's just the male way of thinking, or rather, the john way of thinking.
Lumoi wants to hang out w/ the soccer people too...as long as it's not at Kensington. Tis tooo far away! St Leonards park is like a short bus ride from North Sydney or St Leonards...meh dunno.
Sundays are good. Sundaes are good too. but are evil cuz they are hi-cal. >:(
Lumoi bought a 250page full color ice cream/sorbet cookbook :) She will be busy making chilly delicacies during the warmer months. *droool*
that reminds me...
What times would people prefer for a fortnightly soccer thing?
Darren wants Sunday...
Yi prefers Saturday slightly more then Sunday...
James doesn't care...
And location suggestions would be good too...
CHarlie, beaches are coooool! i wanna go to the beach! except i need to find a swimsuit that will fit me >:p Lumoi wants to build a sand castle.
Robin Williams has done a lot of non-comedy movies. Have you seen dead poet's society? I think it's one of his best roles...that and Good Morning Vietnam lmao
ATTN General Kemsey:
Considering the quality of Ms F. Apple's recording, I have a proposal for you. Recording v2.0 has been successful on the Picture Perfect Purple Power Pumpkin MD. Shall we arrange for replacements to be sent, Sir? Please report back to the Grove on Citadel. Alternatively, liase with Agent abus485.
Regards, Agent Tulip.
-end of transcript-
Summer means more fat guys on beaches though....
Correction... more beached whales so to speak...
heh. I'm soo dead....
Damn finite...
Lumoi went to see insomnia today with abus and jwan. She gives the movie donation money.
They walked. and walked and took pictures. Ate some shyt man! Went to Busu's dream apartment currently owned by Russell Crowe. Went to Wang's community of youthful delinquency. Froze my ass off at the top of a hill and watched the symptoms of earth rotatation and the stars becoming visible. twas a deceivingly good day inspite of shyt that happened afterwards.
Lumoi will sleep tonight. and will not wake up till morning. (all true)
Back to calc.
Lumoi went to see insomnia today with abus and jwan. She gives the movie 22/7 out of 5 stars.
They walked. and walked and took pictures. Ate some gourmet shyt man! Went to Alex's future apartment. Went to Wang's childhood neighbourhood. Sat on a bench at the top of a hill and watched the sun set and the stars come out. twas a good day inspite of shyt that happened afterwards.
Lumoi will sleep tonight. and will not wake up till morning.
Sunday, September 08, 2002
It was well worth going. It was pretty good laughs as well. It was $10 well spent ;)
Only qualm was the liberal use of language. Its just that at the beginning they kept on playing this recording which kept on saying "Fucking" and "Motherfucking" over and over, not that I have a problem with those 2 lovely words

Man all u guys who didn't go to CSE revue really missed out
it was damn funny.
They were a bit too heavy on the sex jokes though
here is a sample ::
I'll be in the city tomorrow too. With Busu and Lumoi.
10:20ish, call me if you want to rendezvous.
0425 236 285
Saturday, September 07, 2002
i dun think i can come any more, coz i need 2 tutor sum1 rite but she cant change the time. normally i tutor on saturdays but stupid uni open days changed things
if you see this after 11:30pm tonite, call my mobile and we'll organize it. if not i'll give you a call tomorrow morning.
i meant WHO as in world health organisation workin in coorperation with the CIA
hey newayz is there sumthin certain 2molow?
hey if i'm working in cooperation with the cia, why am i still being called a terrorist? isn't the definition of a terrorist anyone who is against the US of A?
"in other news, scientists have discovered an uncurable virus which has spread amongst the obese people of the global community. There have been over 10,000 reports of this virus, only known as AF2002, according to official medical sources. It is predicted that within the next 5 days all people with large amounts of body fat will die of this virus. The outbreak of the virus has been confirmed to be suspicious and sources within the WHO, in cooperation with the CIA, have linked the virus to a known bio-terrorist John Yuen."
good morning.
what's m00sh?
why would anyone want to kill UTS anyway? it'll be on the cnn "a crazed penelope cruz fan today hijacked and crashed a plane into some unimportant university in sydney, causing many students to put in practice their much-practiced fire drills. on to other news, george dubya bush choked on another pretzel today..."
John makes a good point.
And the fact that it's pretty hard to *drive* a plane into UTS; there is quite a lot of stairs out side.
I refuse to be called Tarlie. I shall decline to reply when that name is mentioned
and lumoi, if you decide to operate a titanium bra business sell me some shares
johno yes i do in fact carry a soccer ball around uni
if you want i can bring it to church tomorrow and we can kick it around outside church
John, don't knock Penelope Cruz, she's my fan
I'll drive a plane into UTS if she asked me to
Sexy Penelope Cruz has been eating children again. The Spanish stunner was caught on video tape in LA snatching a six year old boy from a hot dog stall, dislocating her jaw and stuffing him into her mouth. When a nearby parent complained, Cruz was detained by police and repeatedly elbowed in the throat until she coughed up the child along with six number plates, a DVD player and a full sized Barney the Dinosaur suit, still attached to her tongue. Police believe Cruz uses the Barney suit as some twisted form of pokey tongue bait...
Friday, September 06, 2002
i don't know... never been to one of those things before. but you shouldn't need to buy one. i'm not going to buy one there anyway, since i already have one.
so where and when do you wanna meet?
jono they were not mean to be links but underlined words to draw attention to them.
now where the hell are we meeting up/gathering/beaming in to for Open day?
Central?
UNSW?
time?
i need these clues !!! or blue cannot solve his puzlle for the day !!
lol details!? ie time, date, costs... i wanted 2 go 2 kelly concert 2nite, but i feel guilty for spendin so much
yes i understand what you mean, but this isn't about safety in numbers or secret hand shakes, its about world domination.
John. Money makes the world go round, and in vale-f*ckin-dictorian societies where loyalty can be bought, there is no hope.
The only reason people join sororities and fraternities for security in numbers. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I hate the whole Alumini, or *elite* clique-y thing w/ these organizations.
Man, i was talkin 2 jwan about this last night, even UNSW offers a $1500 scholarship for children/grandchildren of Alumini of UNSW. heh.
< sarc>Maybe I can go to America and join Kappa Kappa Omega and go to some frat party and get with a frat boy from Gamma Alpha Theta. grrr their handshake turns me on! < / sarc>
i wanna join something like this.
can anyone tell me why the tort of negligence developed to overtake strict liability during the nineteenth century?
i'll give you candy.
i wanna eat really clean mountain snow...
drizzled with lemon syrup....
in a bohemian crystal bowl...
with a long parfait spoon...
mmmm :p~