i like the last 3 rules... even though i like the colour sky blue.

lets do something on friday. me, charlie and eric are all free on fridays. i wanna see windtalkers, nicolas cage has a hot ass.

Late notice... im up for sum PC 2molow around 10-3 i think... ive got this crappy gap there and im bored.

i like 28

The rules for blokes...

1. Any Man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed
and eaten by his fellow partygoers.

2. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

3. It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
a. When a heroic dog dies to save it's master
b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse
c. After wrecking your boss' car.
d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
e. When your Date is using her teeth

4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend
out of jail within 12 hours.

5. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off
limits forever, unless you actually marry her.

6. Bitching about the brand of free beer in a Mate's fridge is
forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

7. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another
man (in fact, even remembering your Mate's birthday is strictly
optional).

8. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the
weakest.

9. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may
Always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask
who's playing.

10. You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought
her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose
of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.

11. It is permissible to quaff a fruity chick drink only when you're
sunning on a tropical beach....and it's delivered by a topless
supermodel...and it's free.

12. Only in situations of Moral and/or Ass peril are you allowed to
kick another guy in the nuts.

13. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

14. Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

15. If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem---you didn't see
nothin'.

16. Women who claim the "love to watch sports" must be treated as
spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to
drink as much beer as the other sports watchers.

17. You must offer heartfelt and public condolences over the death of
a girlfriend's cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and
threw it into a ceiling fan.

18. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must
remain sober enough to fight.

19. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of
pizza, but not both. That's just plain mean.

20. If you complement a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking
about his choice of beer.

21. Never join your girlfriend or wife in dissing a Mate of yours,
except if she's withholding sex pending your response.

22. Phrases that may not be uttered to another man while lifting
weights:
a. Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b. C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
c. Another set and we can hit the showers!
d. Nice Ass, are you a Sagittarius?

23. Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing:
both urinating,
both waiting in line, etc.
For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the
conversation you need.

24. Never allow a conversation with a woman to go on longer than you
are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone; Hang up
if necessary.

25. You cannot rat out a co-worker who shows up at work with a massive
hangover. You may however, hide the aspirin, smear his chair with
limburger cheese, turn the brightness dial all the way down so he
thinks his monitor is broken, and have him paged over the loudspeaker
every seven minutes.

26. The morning after you and a babe who was formerly "just a friend"
have carnal drunken monkey sex, the fact that your feeling weird and
guilty is no reason not to nail her again before the discussion about
what a big mistake it was.

27. It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable
for her to drive yours.

28. Thou shalt not buy a car with an engine capacity of less than
1.5-litres
- thou shall not really buy a car with less than five litres and
eight cylinders.

29. Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green,
orange (unless it's a Pacer/Charger) or sky blue.

man i've just saw enemy at the gates

that was some mad ass bull shit sniping skill!

next time please inform me when you go to pc
i'm willing to star it anytime anywhere

and john i do need help controling my star addiction
but since i don't do any work until right before the exams anyways i think i might keep the cd until after the breaks =)

AHAHAHAH EVERYONE"S DEAD AFTER PAINTBALL!

Kai too! lol
oh isn't this fun...
I'm sure we all learnt that lesson...

next time we should drive our own lil mini hummers around so we don't have to walk. and when we get shot, it doesn't hurt.

and cleaning the hummer would be easy.


and paintball would only cost a few thousand dollars pp each time.

\/\/007!!!

Thanks kwong, though I'll have no idea what you can ask the lecturer about, but thanks anyway!

hahaha hash
what a good samaritan.

though totally rorted....a good samaritan.
=]

Hey john my physics lecturer is a full tree hugger!! he dress like a hippie, looks like a hippie, thinks like a hippie.... hes teachin astronomy and hes goin all philosophical about things

Hahah yeah i heard of them b4 charlie!... john where r u pullin these jokes from!? LOL
yes i can c lotsa ppl addicted 2 star.

charlie, do you need help controlling your addiction to star?

and the trigun u promised for helping in the second comp assignment

and the love hina u promised for helping in the first assignment

thats a pretty funny site
anyways
hello im online
how is every one who isn't online
and busu can i please borrow ur brood war CD

Charlie, we had some of the maddest Starcraft at iStar while you were posting those joke.

damn tree huggers... get a haircut!

http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/07/29/beached.whales/index.html

lame joke of the day: Why did the policeman stay in bed? He was an undercover cop!

and this:

A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hires a famous Asian detective to observe and inform him of any activities that might develop. A few days later, he received this report:
Most honorable sir:

You leave house. He come house.
I watch.
He and she leave house.
I follow.
He and she get on train.
I follow.
He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree-look in window.
He kiss she.
She kiss he.
He strip she.
She strip he.
He play with she.
She play with he.
I play with me.
I fall out tree, not see.
NO FEE

i present you this joke
thanks to www.kissmyass.com

A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in her size. She entered an upscale department store and approached the saleslady in lingerie, "Do you have a size 28AAAA bra?" The clerk haughtily replied in the negative, so she left the store and proceeded to another department store where she is rebuffed in much the same manner. After a third try at another department store in the mall, she had become disgusted. Leaving the mall, she drove to K-Mart. Marching up to the sales clerk, she unbuttoned and threw open her blouse, yelling, "Do you have anything for this?" The lady looked closely at her and replied, "Have you tried Clearasil?"

56k crawls slower than a turtle at this time

haha its because no1 did any warm up... u shoulda seen Kai, he seriously cannot walk down stairs properly... looks like an unco

newayz charlie im off.. hehe.. u haf fun SCing

same here
can't run, can't walk up or down the stairs

Wow this is like icq wif lag

im tired already,.. especially after paintball... my legs still dun work properly... i cant run

haha simultaneous posting

CHARLIES HERE!

g'day kwong
how's uni

i'm down for star!
anywhere
anytime

JOno yes i will remember 2 ask!! even tho the week before uni started i went 2 uni and i met that guy, yet for sum reason i still forgot.
hash...
haha james u sound like u haf fun... wish i was there... i like knockin fat ppl =) mayb u should go back there 2 prove him wrong... get sum1 who really knows the law... like john! =)

Okay,
In what little time and energy I have here, I am going to sum up my most exciting day (and depressingin some sense) with Busu at North Sydney and Milson's Point.

Uni was a admin session so we decided to go off. Where to? We didn't have a clue.
By the time we finished lunch, we were already depressed from the pathetic food and service we got at the Super Bowl vice branch. We considered just walking out and not paying but realised
1) We were on camera
2) We can never return again

Doh', we paid and left.

We watched "Dirty Deeds" that Australian movie about ganster garbage. It was *passable*.
The true highlight is when we got to North Sydney.
We first went to the Zurich building right outside the station to take photos for fun.
I was in the mood for kicks so I barged straight at the glass walls to take a photo of the security guard.
My hand slid down and a luminous AF LED came on, lighting the security guard's face in bright orange.
He didn't seem to notice, one giant flash later, the glass was washed white and I got his full, undivided, 100% pissed off attention.
He didn't think. After some clumsy shuffling, he managed to squeeze himself through the rotating glass door.
He caught me by surprise; he grabbed the camera and I didn't resist (why?!).

And then, a rapid exchange of words like machine gun fire:
"What do you think you are doing?"
"Taking a photo."
"You can't do that."
"Yes I can acutally."
"Of what?"
"Of whatever."
"It's a breach of privacy, now I have to get this developed."
Busu comes in:
"It's a digital camera, looks , sorry about this, we'll delete it."
*Pretends to delete by flashing the menu button twice*
Security Guard: "You don't know the law, that's my job. There's a privacy act.. the privacy act of
nineteen hunred and... sixty...three, you can look it up."
"How came a journalist can take pictures of whatever?"
"They can't"
"They actually can"
etc.
etc.
etc.

He was fat. He was mean and he was a sucker.
He was BSing his way through half of what he said because he was just like us, a bored man looking for kicks.
Andway, here he is:


Sorry, too tired now, will tell the rest later..
-James

LOL

I love John's lame jokes of the day.

they're so funny.

:)

Good to hear you won't be permanently jigging james.

I have jigged the first day of university.

This will not be a trend.

It's mainly because today was mainly admin for us referal people.

Anyway, this will not be a trend.

My word is in the archieves.

oh damn hash, you had me fooled for a second.

oh wait no you didn't.

lame joke of the day: Why can't you play cards in the jungle? Because there's too many cheetas!

if i had permission and funding for a visit to paintball

and Kwong I am not a suitable target for a paintball and i wold have hammered ur ass to any given wall/ hut/ general place to hammer someone

GREETINGS PUNY EARTHLINGS
I am Hash Manz from the Planet Omicron Persei 8
nah just kdding its me Hash

playing games is just as good as "religious contemplatives"!!
:)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/2154092.stm

timetable?

http://timetable.tucoti.com

all good except the monday lateness and the wednesday 3 hour break!!!
oh yeah, some tuts missing from that thing..

so how are everyone's timetables for this brand new semester?

Hey kwong, here's the reminder for you to speak to your lecturer about aerospace.

=]

what's everyone doing online? you should be watching cruel intentions... sarah michelle gellar for the guys and ryan phillippe for the gals, everyone wins.

LOL james yes indeed our Su-27... haha there is a 2 seater Su-27 i think... its called Su-27UB or sumthin... they just chuck in a UB to stand for 2 seater trainer...
ermm.. if ppl put external fuel tanks on a Su-27 they must be the dumbest idiots ever or must need 2 go around the globe or sumthin

Kwong,

I have proof that the F-22 is crap: It uses a modifed NVIDIA Quadro GPU.
(Quadro is a moddified Geforce for workstations)

And I don't think it's the Su-27 either:
"Several years ago I saw a video of a SU-27 which had to land on the fuel tanks beneath the fuselage because the gear was broken. The sparks flew when the metal touched the ground, but it landed succesfully, without fire. The airplane was repairable afterwards. That convinced me that the SU-27 is a flying tank.

It is simply a different approach in plane design. Americans build their fighters like high precision, high tech machines, which are more fragile and need lots of maintenance, Russians still more like tanks which have to work in a worst case scenary with minimal requirements."

OMFG!@ Those two pilots of the Su-27 (2 seater? isn't that Su30?) ejected!!
It was at the last minute though... I'd be surprised if they don't get hammered by the crowd.
They said the engine stalled. Very fly by wire, look down, crash down.

QUOTE FROM THE BBC:
"The Su-27 has been in service since 1985 and observers say the Ukraine military has been short of cash for maintaining the Russian-built jets."

Kwong,

I am in SHOCK. And what are you talking about "my Su-27"?!
It's *our* Su-27!

Here's the BBC version:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/2156648.stm

And still can't type properly because of my fingeR.

How's everyone recovering?

i've taken 2 panadols but that doesn't seem to help with the muscles... maybe i should exercise more on my average day or just not exercise at all.

lame joke of the day: Why don't cannibals eat comedians? Because they taste funny.

OMG john!! so basically u missed a day and it doesnt seem 2 haf an affect on u?
hahaha yeha im achin as well, in particular walkin down the stairs my legs just stiff up... but thats just due 2 paintball

i fell asleep on the bus on my way home too.... but stayed awake till 1am this morning... my whole body is aching.

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2002/07/28/1027497446606.html

OMFG look what ur Su-27 did james

John u were awake last nite after paintball!!! i admire ur bravery =)
me?! i fell asleep on the train

What r u talkin about john... we needed ppl that we really wanted to shoot at!
like eric and alexis and hash.. what easy targets they make

don't worry eric we didn't miss you.

arrrrr...fucking.....very my mum won't let me go during the last minute....arrr.....very no paintball....anyways....i m shit bored now...just woke up.....3:25pm......raaaa...
=þ

Okay I'm in Jono's house and Kwong is distorted on the bed. John in a sofa just like he's in a electric chair. Yi is dead on the ground.
We have men down...

now for the lame joke of the day:
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?"

Okay people,

Here's a little comic of the activities of BUSU and WANG on this fine Thursday night...
We went to Pyrmont for fun and..stumbled across an innocent sign:



Yeah, well, you know us,





Hehe... exploring revealed interesting terrain.
And Busu with his Warcraft3 habbits..



On our way out, I kinda got into trouble:



And we discovered some more evidence to support evolution:



=D

they sell ak's in afghan for aud $300 the last time i heard. but they're shitty home made ones made from used parts. why not just steal a couple of steyr aug's from the dopey aussie army?

We could have chosen Afganistan and used real AKs.
I mean, for 100 bucks AUD, you can probably buy a real soviety AK and get a free cache of ammo!
And one of those funny hats as a bonus!

ghey fags... why did we choose a wollongong one? there's like one in seasforth and all over the place.

Ghey fags... i haf three days wif 8am starts now...

IMPORTANT:
erm jono?! accordin to cityrail timetables it takes 1HR to get from central station to Stanwell Park... so much for 35mins =)

THERE IS A TRAIN FROM CENTRAL AT 5:44am THAT GETS TO STANWELL PARK AT 6:43am. This timetable

Currently that is the best option because it is a weekend and the next train departs an hour later.

Terribly sorry for the bad news but ppl need 2 wake up even earlier now.

Charlie!!
Show me anna!
Um.. there's no post file yet so, email it to me!

Press the COMSAT link on the top of the blogger!

Thanks. =)

Shakespeare once wrote that "some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them". Which one are you?

i'd rather have one of these. no body's going to mess with me.

http://www.home-dome.com/Telescope/Doodlbug.htm

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1844363609

Any1 wanna chip in sum money, then restore this thing for me?

i want a butt master.

http://www.serbu.com/buttmaster.htm

http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/asiapcf/east/07/23/china.falungong/index.html

i think ur site is dyin now

how do i post a file
james i got a mad replay of your anna in action

and i'll be the one sacrificing myself to save the world like bruce willis in armaggedon

cool. i'll the the good looking chic back on earth that cries and looks at the monitors at mission control.

http://www.nvidia.com/view.asp?IO=games_army
try it if u can get it workin online... my firewall is barrin me...
and this website is especially directed towards james! =)

im willin 2 fly a shuttle into that thing

OMG!!! We are all doomed!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/2147879.stm

ASTERIOD ON COLLISON COURSE!!!

Our school already went down the crapper with class of 2002 including such great hits like Busu, the Wed PC gang and myself. It can't possibly get any worse!

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2002/07/23/1027332378883.html

north sydney boys will remain as selective... but all the dumb kids can now study agricultural.

charlie, you studied far more than i did on stat.

not having the text book, and having the final exam and another test on the same day with another subject doesn't help either.

*sigh*.....so wat 2 do here....

lol i beat john in stat
Unit Result Mark
BBA 101 Fundamentals of Marketing First Half Year D 77
BBA 103 Business Economics First Half Year CR 72
PSY 104 Introduction to Psychology I First Half Year CR 74
STAT171 Statistical Data Analysis First Half Year CR 67

sorry john i'm just overwhelmed

g'day all
starcraft lounge hey?
why am i seeing pictures of planes and busu?
and who the heck's renee chee?

g'day all
starcraft lounge hey?
why am i seeing pictures of planes and busu?
and who the heck's renee chee?

fat, btw james... can u change that link when u begin a new post?
u should add target="blank"

Map
heres a better map... paintball is shown... that station in the bottom corner is Stanwell Park Station...

haha thats not early.. i was gonna wake up at 7...

what were you doing up so early? i just woke up!

haha john, puttin yr12 econ into action eh?

yes, i think its pretty good. i meant the score. d/l it! ive tried! ive only found one track and thats pretty good

oh my fucking god i passed everything!! unbelievable!!

ACST101 Technqs & Elements of Finance First Half Year D 76
ECON110 Macroeconomic Principles First Half Year D 83
LAW 113 Jurisprudence First Half Year P 64
STAT171 Statistical Data Analysis First Half Year P 56

goddamn 2 marks away from HD. john is very pissed >.<

No, who's it by?
Is it good?
Zimmerish?
Wanna get it?

Just don't download it!

hey james did u get We Were Soldiers soundtrack by ne chance?

Hey, theres an idea named after me?! cool... hahah "tofosi"!
ermm... jono needs 2 gimmie a letter 2 show the ppl that i can get the award for him

Some more pics from Balmoral:


Bugs...


Busu and his cheesy smile

btw helensburgh is where the paintball place is, in case you're wondering why i'm searching for it...

there is helensburgh station, and waterfall and otford station next to it on either side.

helensburgh station is no where near princess highway, thus the route there will be more complex. map
otford station is no where near helensburgh, its next to the sea. it just happens that the station is next to helensburgh station. map
waterfall maybe further away from the paintball place, but it looks as if its the easiest to get to, right next to princess highway. map


so it seems our best choice is waterfall station. here is a link to a map of waterfall station.

that is of course assuming we're using kwong's idea.

I see that this blog is becoming very useful. :)

Okie, who is going to show some magnificent altruism and be the one to ride
on the death tracks of city rail!

Though it seems Waterfall station is closer. or Otford. But waterfall looks best (according to trusty John)

Alright people we might be in luck.

Looks like there's a Helensburgh Station.

but if i kill schumi all the tofosi will be after me. i'll be like josh hartnett in black hawk down except all the skinnies would be ferrari fanatics wearing red.

what's this award thing?

i want an award... so to get an award i just need to write a letter? cool.

Hmm, maybe that's an idea.
Picking up people from Wollongong station or whereever the hell it is.

I have no idea how far away the station is from the Paintball place though.

Perhaps I can look it up.

As for the award, u need a letter?
Gah! It'll be like a one-line letter.
hmm.
ok, I'll write one up

LOL james... everythin can be clearly explained thru starcraft terms!
hahha... john! maybe its time 2 at schumacher 2 ur "to kill" list!

FUCKING SCHUMACHER

Kwong's idea sounds good.

It's like Starcraft, not enough dropships for men. So you walk some men there, drop the load, then pick up the ones who walked, then drop again.
It's called recursive trop transportation or RTT.

Btw jono, the school says I should be able to pick up awards for other ppl, provided i get a letter from u.

for paintball, do u know where the nearest train station is?
if it is relatively close then mayb sum ppl can catch the train down. then u can pick them
up from there or sumthin... i dunno

James....fill in for me.....

I can't explain to these puny little minded....

LOL...jk.

kewls.. =)
what's a 20 Gigahertz Transceiver Control ?

Go into space?

Yeah sure.
We just need a 20 Gigahertz Transceiver Control and I don't think it will return if it goes into space.
We don't even have ablasive heat shields so it might come back a burning wreck

myass the pic is makin the table wider

You little retards. There IS text wrap. It's not wrapping because the width of this table is
taken up by the picture. Watch how tight and sexy word wraps after the pic gets pushed
to the archives!

HAHAHA... will it go into space?

Kwong, I'm up for making our own RC Shuttle Atlantis with mini Saturn SRB's

Let's attach that robotic arm on so we can fly around and fix stuff.....like trees

haha cool, chem would be cool

I'll see that undergrad co-ordinator (John Challen) first day back at Uni

talk to him about which subjects I can take.

Really?
oh ok
cuz I saw Engineering Mechanics was a 1st year 1st semester subject for Aerospace and Mech Eng.
And it's the only 1st year 1st semester subject that's also held in 2nd Semester.
I'll have to talk to that John Challen guy (heard of him?), but yeah I think Aerospace and Mech Eng have virtually all their subjects the same in the first 2 years.
But I'll be behind a semester.
But I think I can do some Semester 2 subjects (ie what you'll be doing) because they don't require 1st semester subjects as pre-requisites.

Then press enter everynow and then! damned james...
there should be a complaints office here

james ur postin is ghey... like dun they haf text wrap or sumthin?

cuz I think I"m transferring over to aerospace, so I'm taking some subjects like engineering mechanics and maybe chemistry 1817 and stuff

hey scott

are u doing engineering mechanics 1 this comin semester?

Don't listen to Kwong there scottie.....

Don't spam....

Spam's bad

haha nice pic james

Busu actually looks good in that pic.

kiddin Busu =]

no, u still look artistic in that pic.

not that u don't usually

but.....ok......

Why Hello

what the? very error... there shouldnt be limit... it just goes into archive

there shouldnt be... like after a certain number of post i think they just go into archive... so spam away scott!

just me dude

....... =)

im sure scott

Okay, Here's a pic I've been wanting to post:

Busu and Lumoi, By James Wang:


Click for the fullsize in a new window.

And Kwong's right (as usual) about not all guys bein like that.....only fat sub-zero IQ slobs are like that

What's with fatness?

Cute

I'm full

What a funny day of posts it's been.
That is one sexy plane, I would be sex crazed over a plane like that.

LOL JOHn....you zooch

hahahha scottie!!! ooh I gotta check out this funny dictionary....

Renee: "get jono to introduce you to them or something"

what the....

you introduced me to my...well...u know who renee.....

so I think we all should be talking to you, Ms 88-people-all-at-the-same-time Popularity Girl.

:)

Glad everyone is been nice n cosy then!

hehe ^^
*blinks*
Nah...

LOL i think this is gettin real personal

"And for the arguement between jono n renee, not all guys r sex crazed, beer drinkin, sports lovin. Those r just the fat bozos who will die at a young age, even early when john becomes world leader

Kwong =) - 3:52 PM"

Glad to know most guys aren't like that! =P
hmmm.... as for john's pref for "sc'd women" yeah, there might be some around ;P
get jono to introduce you to them or something

^^

...

of course i'm right. i'm always right. when i say something, you assume i'm right. even my left hand is right.

hehe...
messy...
I'm offline for 2 days and this happens...
oh and I totally agree with Yi's statement...
ph34r those who argue over petty things... ^^
And John's right...
Too bad half of humanity is too stupid to see that...

Scott, you've been blinded by the Terran medic.
One matricie means one matricie!

Beautiful Plane. Ugly Compression.

where are the auxiliary fuel tanks?? those things are sexeh

Crap quality.

Btw the james ur counter is fubar... as in its highly inaccurate... very add a count even when u refresh

LOL john yes i know its all subjective, and yes i am portrayin my views, ones i firmly believe in. as for "judging them with your own private sense" john!!! ur damned rite it doesnt apply 2 u... everybody judges everythin in terms of what they feel is rite... but ppl should keep it within them, if you argue ur own ideas then u just create conflict.

its all subjective kwong, some might consider certain actions to be "indecent" while others may see it as acceptable behaviour. therefore no one can judge another on their actions, because you are judging them with your own private sense of ethics and morals.

but of course this doesn't apply to me. i dislike certain people and they should get out of my way.

but u know where they all end up... ok i rephrase... "decent women"

that's some mass generalisation... have you considered that some women are sex-crazed too?

Yeah, but women seem 2 haf problems wif it

hey i don't have any problem with sex-crazed people... as long as they're intelligent and produce smart kids.

And for the arguement between jono n renee, not all guys r sex crazed, beer drinkin, sports lovin. Those r just the fat bozos who will die at a young age, even early when john becomes world leader

The first streamlined car was introduced in 1934 and was called the Chrysler Airflow.

yes i know how u will deal with them =)

but i don't want stupid people to learn. you know what i want happened to them.

No john, last nite... or mornin as it was...
statin the obvious helps stupid ppl learn tho

... you got am and pm wrong.

i like stating the obvious, makes me feel stupid.

What the!? within an hr of my leaving there is all this spam!?

sleep is for the weak!

further comment will further increase my level of retardation.
thus, it is optimal at this point in time to totally withdraw from this conversation.
i shall not comment on anything further to do with this topic.
... if i do, i am sure someone will act just like all christians and keep on peskering me and giving me these super theories on life and god and somehow it all intertwined with what s/he has said in this blog...

.....
...........
oh dear...

i have just opened a HUGE can of worms....

bye bye.
sleep well.
:)

/me zips up his mouth.. erh and neck.

The mpeg confirms it..
i mean.. it's just.. Yi and Yi

=)

though, i've probably pointed this out to most of you guys ^^ =P
*bleah*

/me points to his previous post....
see?
just like a married couple.

Yi's Gay

FUll SToP

assexual bum!

The sarcasm eludes you? Your small little mind...what have your female buddies done to you....

How you can even half believe that email shows how small one's mind can be....

Which brings me back to that first statement....
your small lil mind.....

^^

gosh.
/me pulls his head into his shell.
obviously these two are inseperable now...
fighting each other when no one's around...
but gang banging me when i even just slightly hint at the idea that they like each other.
man...
that just speaks volumes...

keep up the good work and you two will be the next pair to get married!
:P

yi
thikn of it this way
that slug thing in mib2 is assexual

someone actually bothered to read all that?

=) 0 min's =)
simply a copy and paste
your sarcasm eludes me

Shut your neck Yi

It's like that sewer monster in MIB 2

I agree with those rules.

How long did they take you to type up?

gosh.

get to sleep you two love birds!!!

hehe.. so who convinced you to stop?
=)
kewls... =)

um.... i just got this in my email

is the following true?
is this really what you boys demand of us girls?

THE MALE'S RULES
>
>We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the
>rules from the male side.
>
>
>1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
>it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us
>complaining about you leaving it down.
>
>2. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if
> we can find the perfect present yet again!
>
>3. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
>
>4. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
>tides. Let it be.
>
>5. Don't cut your hair Ever. Long hair is always more attractive
>than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is
>that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck
>with her.
>
>6. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of
>it that way.
>
>7. Crying is blackmail.
>
>8. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
>do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work!
>Just say it!
>
>9. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on the
>calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.
>
>10. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think
>we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look
>good with your dress?
>
>11. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
>question.
>
>12. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
>That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
>
>13. A headache that last for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
>
>14. Check your oil! Please.
>
>15. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
>fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
>
>16. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't
>expect us to act like soap opera guys.
>
>17. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We
>refuse to answer.
>
>18. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
>ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
>
>19. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
>done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it
>yourself.
>
>20. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
>commercials.
>
>21. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
>
>22. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two
>months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your
>girlfriends.
>
>23. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
>Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a
>fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
>
>24. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
>
>25. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of
>mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
>
>26. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
>nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
>hassle.
>
>27. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
>answer you don't want to hear.
>
>28. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
>fine - Really.
>
>29. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared
>to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or
>monster trucks.
>
>30. You have enough clothes.
>
>31. You have too many shoes.
>
>32. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz
>together. No, it doesn't matter which quiz.
>
>33. BEER is as exciting for us, as handbags are for you.
>
>34. I am in shape. ROUND is a shape.
>
>35. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
>couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that, it's like
>camping.
>
>
>
>sincerely,
>
>
>The entire male gender

LOL
ok....I apologise for insulting you....you demanding little....

and no I have not opened your specially requested mag...but now that you talk about it THAT disgusting, filthy manner you lil.....
...I might return it.
:)

Seeya when I get back!

ok time for another useless fact: The average person spends two weeks of their life kissing.

due to Aidan Pryde's request, i am obliged to post a little movie that i captured at my house using Aidan Pryde's camera of himself and IONise...

http://tucoti.hypermart.net/gay.mpg

no JOhn...
Jono's Argument's for all mankind...

hMM.... the " you suck" bit was a bit extreme. Notice that i havn't outwardly insulted you, infront of these nice normal males we have here. =P
but.... we'll do it your way theN!
=) though, i still have respect for you =P

Firstly, i have no interested in your " sexual perversions". This includes your innapropriate references to " love making" and " sex". I mean.. you could at least have the decency to consult James about it first?? I mean.. the poor guY!!! having this exposed ... and Yi's house? How much did he charge you for the accom? .. wait. i dont want to konw that =P

hmmm... Been through the magazine yeT? actually, if yoru sooo interested in ... turn to the back of teh mag.. just flip through the last 10 pages. >=) I'm sure it'll interest you....
>
Mwahhaha!!!

jmm... but yes.

secondly. Your tendancy to scrutinze every little thing i write is just damaging the ' male" image. See... your type of male just loves to ... " rebel" ...

hahaha Hong Kong ppls.. dont u just love eM?

and yi... i was about to say "right about now someone is going to post that pic about the special olympics and everyone else is going to say how old that pic is... blah blah blah".

but of course you have to rain on my parade. damn you long necked... poo poo head.

the best line of defense?
silen....
ooh...
too late.

Well Yi said it all.

So Yi, you win, retard.

... your argument is for all of man kind?

i guess saying "scott and benny are cool" makes it a better argument and hence, stands for all of mankind, therefore saving us from the horrible world of male-ness where violence and inability to multi-tasking is destroying the perfect world that you live in.

arguing on the internet is gay. even if you win the argument, you still look like a retard.

Firstly and most importantly, I would like to say, You Suck.
That's my main line of argument.

Skills? What skills? (as if you didn't see that coming..)

Turning green?

Dude I'm from mars.....I'm already green

I am a fag! I had sex with James.
Let the whole world know.

It was a hot winters' night at Yi's house.....the tumbleweeds were blowing....
ok.

Go figure?
I have a figure....

Sorry Kwong.. Jono wont .. and untill he does, i wont be resting either!
i mean.. let him :-) he neeeeds the entertainment!

I"m tired. And i dont want to erally reply to jono's stubborn argument, since i know i'm wasting my precious typing skills anyways =)

Hmm... so your saying Benny and Scott aren't cool??? tsk tsk..
=P
your turning greeeenNNN!!!!!!!!!!

tsk tsk.

WElllllllLLLLLlllllLLLL..... Males dont go to the toilet in pairs/groups, because they are egotisical. They think that in doing that, people around them would think that they are gay. Same goes for holding hands in public. Males are afraid of being callled a f*g ... because they are normal. See.. that's the difference between your argment and mine. Your argument stands only for your senile self, and not for alll.. " mankind"... whereas, mine aren't exactly logical, but it's basically just a point of view....

go figure =P ^^

Hey ppls i got an idea.... SIT ON THE FKIN FENCE

Kwong! Calm down! Don't panic! at least you're not here in HK.....

SAVE YOURSELVES

MITTTTTTTTT BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GILEEH!!!!

I love that ICBM....what a good friend.....

Women will never understand the relationship between a man and his ICBM.....

hey where's charlie? i just realised i haven't been in contact with him for like... ages.

John, well said (there's an example of male bonding)

Renee.....(insert Massively patronizing tone here)

When a man loves a woman....they come together....
oh wait crap..wrong topic.

No, you're just wrong Renee. (naggy tone)

Benny and Scott are only cool to you, because they either support you, or they support you. Simple as that. :)
You don't like people like me and john and james and j00 because we argue back!

Bite bite bite.....

Ok I've never heard of this
" The wa to a man's heart is through is belly and whhat hangs on the end of it"

What on LGE.....


You'll never understand men and computer games just like we'll never understand you and shopping...and toilets and bonding....and food and drinks....and...

We can't multitask? Remmeber that part about us being ignorant.....it's cuz we're focused! We don't attempt things half heartedly.
=]


Edition? I think 13 or 14....probably 13....it's the one with the girl on the front, I obviously wouldn't buy the one with the guy on the front.

:)

LOL john i didnt know that... and sifnt pr0n!
all these yrs geocities has been ghey.. omfg

Jono,

You really should apply to MIT. But too bad you can't speak Russian!

Look what Moscow Institute of Thermal Technology (MIT) designed in the 1980's:



That my friend is a mobile SS-25 Sickle mobile ICBM platform! Beats NASA doesn't it? =D

geocities doesn't allow direct linking of images. you should know that by now with all your pr0n surfing :P (that is not implying that i myself engage in similar behaviour).

im gonna fkin snap... shitty service and how dare they diconnect my account ... ididnt violate no shit

ar fk... typo

why the hell does geocities barr me from showin images?

nah john.... becoz of u notifyin me of that team thingy james has disabled my rights!

yes mister admin. i bow to your majesty.

No offense but I reckon everybody has the right to say what they want so no cat fighting.

i don't mean to butt in on this deep and meaningful debate on human nature.

but males are drawn to computer games, looking at victoria's secret brochers and watching temptation island for the very same reasons why women like shopping or tend to go to restrooms in groups of 5 or more and stay there for over 20 minutes. we are different. that's all there is to it. we have our similar features but we also differ in some strange and intriguing stuff. ask charlie how our brain works.

but then one has to ask, what does this have to do with icq and response times?

Can I be cool too? I'll give up the boy camp!

mUst rEsSit DARK sIDDEE!!!

quote:"If you're left on available and yet you're away from the computer, doesn't it make sense to put your mode to...say....AWAY?
On the flip side, you see all those zooches on your list who are actually on away? Well here's some news...THEY"RE NOT.


The ICQ messages pop up and flash and blink and stuff?
You can easily turn off the popping up
ICQ lite is crap if you're using it at home, what's the point?
I'm turning ignorant now....
And your post doesn't make sense! I like sense. I know. I'm demanding."

Lol! =) oF course you are DeAr!!! We all know your demanding =) *pat pat*

haha, read my posted message again. =) You'll see that...
the computer automatically connects when i'm not at home
the ppls using icq lite.. not " i'm using icq lite"
of course your ignorant ( here's your example Benny)

Btw... NO OFFENCE TAKEN!

and another exception is Benny =) Ben's cool toO! =)

From the Australian Dinkum Dictionary, we can say that " The wa to a man's heart is through is belly and whhat hangs on the end of it"
Please explain???
see? Men are WEIRD!
but then again.. so are woment.. cats, dogs, aliens... etc etc =) But tell me something =) Why do guys prefer to play computer games over 1. responding properly to their parents. 2. responding properly on the phone. 3. responding properly to the external environment itself? is it because they can't multitask?? or are they just addicted and ... drawn to some gory graphics game?

ps. =) Reallly??? thanx heaps!!!! Which edition did you buY?

Physics department denied my plead for a pass conceded grade.
Grrrrrr..



And Renee,
All lurkers are dealt with severely!



hehehe.. =D

an empty post? what is that like artistic or something?

hahah nice FAQ James.


Tomatoes Kwong?
\/\/()()7!!

Messege = Message?

And pelt him wif tomatoes jono!!

Benny.....no way benny.....
don't you join *********THEIR********* SIDE!!!
the dark force awaits benny

ai.....I'm gonna throw forward a lame excuse like....I'm too tired to reply to all that crap....

I'll just resort to violence and shoot you.....(at paintball, of course)

NOOO JOHNN!!!! i am offended by the gayness!

disclaimer: this blog (wtf is a blog anyway) is not intended to offend anyone in anyway. if you are sensitive to issues concerning alternative life styles then please ignore the rest of this blog.

spiderman will make you gay

http://www.b3ta.com/spidermanwillmakeyougay/

ur tomcat doesnt show up james

i sense john's fondness of raikkonen growing!
haha but i must admit he seems 2 be doin much betta than coulthard... everybody says he has no hope and monaco was a fluke

hey you guys going for the school reunion on tuesday, st leonards park? bbq and touch footy!

also, there's the presentation ceremony on friday!

Not really impressive at all John. Not when compared to my F14:




hey james i can edit ur msg here

did you know that silverstone was kimi raikkonen's 50th race? no not 50th gp, or open wheeler, its the 50th race he's ever done. pretty impressive eh?

Benny - Smiles and emoticons are pre-uploaded. Check the "Animated Emoticon Guide" as listed under Command Options.
Consult the new FAQ people!

ladiladila...

Bloggers, i'd just like to make a statement...
Bad Company is a CRAP movie.
do NOT go watch.

hehe, *enters rant mode*
1: the statement - All males are demanding, ignorant and attention seeking means it can be proved wrong with one counter example...
I'll just say Scott will do for now... ^^ (Too much Discrete Maths Logic...)

2: Jono, guys generally don't follow standards... Most of them are lazy... ^^

3: It's an instant messenger because the message is sent damn "quick"... That doesn't mean people can reply "instantly"

4: Same reasoning... you can't say all females are inconsiderate (See Discrete Maths for this crap...)

5: That's personal choice about talking/making love to 88 people... ^^;;

6: It doesn't matter... putting it on away only deters people who notice/care... other's will continue to msg/spam

7: Demanding doesn't mean people will meet them... you complain too much and people will start to ignore it...

8: How are men ignorant? ^^

9: no comment on attention seeking... ^^

woah...
massive waste of space...
By the way... where are you guys getting the smileys from? ^^

what a wonderful planet we live in. i can feel the looove.

Flame wars in forums and no moderators - PURE bliss.

Hello Renee
I see you've found your surfy way to our very own blog forum.
Congrats =]

Decimated James? aww.........don't be ignorant.....

Firstly, I would like to say, "No Offence" to any of the stuff I"m gonna say here =]
And I don't mean to offend.
But currently, I"m debating against your good friend Wei (Zhou, is it?) on ICQ about how CRAPPY HONG KONG is and the STUPIDITY and SUB ZERO IQ that almost all of the inhabitants of this little crap....ok I've lost it here.

All I'm saying is that I"m in the mood for some mad arguing.
=]

Reminder and Disclaimer: No Offence.

Here we go.

I'm going to start off on the hot side because I like the wrong side of the bed.


WHAT CRAP! MALES ARE DEMANDING, IGNORANT, AND ATTENTION SEEKING? (the egotistical part, ok you have a point).
I'm not going to go on the other side and say that Females are in fact the ones who are generally demanding and attention seeking, because that would prove nothing about males themselves.
But I will say this: Yes, I'm sure out of those trillions of people, aliens, cats and dogs who currently are on your list (no offence, I'm just listing the variety of wild and intelligent life on your oh-so-annoying-and-blinking-flashing-noisy list), at least SOME of them, NOT JUST MALES, find that you do take a fair bit of time to reply. It's just likely that those females, female aliens, female cats and female dogs all tend to be generally more forgiving and as such, "don't mind".
However, by saying All Males are DEMANDING, IGNORANT AND ATTENTION SEEKING, I mean..WHAT CRAP! (No Offence)

We do not think of ourselves as demanding, rather, we believe that standards should be held and adhered to in all facets of life, whether they be time spent on the toilet seat, appointments to be met on time, the U.S. Government keeping its promises on anti-nuclear warfare, OR IN FACT, THE TIME SPENT REPLYING AN ICQ MESSAGE!!

Do you know what we call ICQ? And by we I don't mean just males, I mean all humans, aliens, cats and dogs. WE CALL IT AN INSTANT MESSENGER!
I ain't gonna pull a definition out of the Oxford dictionary, but INSTANT MEANS QUICK to me! To us! To all of humanity, from all four corners of the Earth, INSTANT MEANS QUICK (x 2).

IN HASKELL TERMS:
INSTANT MESSENGER /= EMAIL
where
INSTANT = QUICK


Ok I"ve lost the plot

88 PEOPLE?
you're talking to 88 PEOPLE ATM?

DUDE.....that's like....making love to 88 people all at the same time....

NO ONE GETS ANY ATTENTION!
And yes, if you call that attention seeking, and if you believe that only applies to males, then that's just plain crap! (how good is my engrish)


You type slow?
Slow is all relative.....
which also brings me to another point.....

Ok
let's say
You type Slow. You know it.
You are talking to 88 people. You know it.

So you know all these things.....
you type slow, and you're talking to 88 people....
Now it doesn't take a genius (or an e-male) to see what I'm coming at here....
IF MALES ARE ATTENTION SEEKING, IGNORANT, AND DEMANDING, THEN FEMALES ARE INCONSIDERATE!

I certainly wouldn't make love to 88 people at the same time, especially if I were slow at it....
But that's not the point, I just wouldn't!

Scott's cool? Yes, you have returned, haven't you...

If you're left on available and yet you're away from the computer, doesn't it make sense to put your mode to...say....AWAY?
On the flip side, you see all those zooches on your list who are actually on away? Well here's some news...THEY"RE NOT.

The ICQ messages pop up and flash and blink and stuff?
You can easily turn off the popping up
ICQ lite is crap if you're using it at home, what's the point?
I'm turning ignorant now....
And your post doesn't make sense! I like sense. I know. I'm demanding.

Demanding can be a good thing. It ensures society will live up to certain standards and that we'll always be striving for the best in everything. Astronauts strive for the best in everything. The Japanese (whom I know you love) even have a TERM for it!! TQM, or Total Quality Management!

Ignorant? We're just absorbed into our own thoughts on how to maximise quality of life for the people of the United Earth Directorate!

Attention Seeking? Are females constantly complaining about the attention men don't give them? so now we want to give it to you, and we want some back, and you complain about it!

NOW WHO"S DEMANDING?



Cheers,
Jonathan

P.S. How's your holidays? I'll be back with your mag on Friday.

I have been...

literally,

d e c i m a t e d.

Mission:
You have to explain, in 300 words or less *why* and how you manage to consistently reply to ICQ messages *minutes* after they are sent to all victims of your slowness, including but not limited to: me, scot, jono, etc etc..
-James

WHAT THE???

Fine! Um.... Icq's annoying. You turn the sound off, and the MSG's are still popping up and blinking at you. You change the configs, and the stupid people using icq lite MSG's still pop up... So.. you leave the computer. You leave the comp, and icq always automatically connects. After it connects, im' usually on available, even when I'm not there. Hence another unavoidable mishap/ confusion, leaving me with very annoyingly small minded pals who think I've deserted them/ ignored them purposely ( I've. Eric Lip ) and start *demanding* an explanation... Others, (James ) just *demand* to be answered in an instant. Wait. So does Jono) ... GUys... I' ve got... wait.. counting...
222+89+4+5+22+21(363) people on my list.. and I'm currently talking to... 60+8+7+11+2 (88)ppls at the moment..

HELLO???

i type slow??? =P which brings me to my point... MaLeS are TOOO demanding... ignorant.. attention seeking... egotistical... annoying... need i say more =P

ahh.. that feels soooooo gooooooooood ....

oh.. btw =) Scottie's cool

Watashi wa onaka & atama ga ITA.I desu....
fat People?? Y?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

New pic:

Busu, Vodka and the moon.

Kwong, I got your watches.
As dodgy as I thought they may have been, they're actually quite good!

And I think you should like them.....I tried to get a variety of stuff.

I bought 5 of them all for $20 each.

And stop watching Jerry Springer! Too many fat people

OKAY, now today was interesting.

Yi, Busu, Lumoi (Busu's gf) and I went to Balmoral to have some fun.

The pictures are a fairly large so I'll be posting them on the front page tonight and tomorrow.

Here's a teaser:

Sometimes, black and white just rocks.



The Trio


Will post the rest soon.

Have fun blogg'in!

http://www.geocities.com/forstoringcrap/pic1.gif
http://www.geocities.com/forstoringcrap/pic2.jpg

LOL JOHN!!!
im sorry for copyin u...but ever day i see more and more fat ppl.. damned tv..

the hell?
errrr what are the photos for John?
examples of proper members of AFAG?
^^

the last one didn't work... here it is
http://www.digitalpose.com/mbr/1/6597/p/38080_8894913822174521595.jpg

i'll just post the pics now since i can't sleep.
http://www.digitalpose.com/mbr/1/6597/p/38078_8904545103541268594.jpg
http://www.digitalpose.com/mbr/1/6597/p/38079_320142246957253617.jpg
http://www.digitalpose.com/mbrapp/album/ViewPicture.jsp?viewFullSize=/mbr/1/6597/p/38080_8894913822174521595.jpg&t_s=1027008046251&vid=1

for the record my card is a ti 4200... so its even slower. but that doesn't matter cause i'm happy with 100fps everywhere.

and kwong... what is with you and smg lately? got buffy in your head?

i shall post some JLH pics tomorrow when i am likely to be bothered to care.

finall message for the day: everyone is copying me and saying "don't get fat" and "i hate fat people"... everyone wants to be like me...
i'm the founder for anti-fatness action group, or AFAG, and no, its not a fag.

Gonna sleep, going to UNSW to scab for a pass tomorrow.

In the mean time, don't get too fat.. or else walking would be awkward:

WOW! that's entropy? Amazing.

Now I know the real reason why I"m laughing at people when I reaver them next time.

Entropy is what happens when one of these hit you:

what's entropy?

fine if the links dun work then blah!
http://www.geocities.com/myfriendscentral/smg1.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/myfriendscentral/smg2.jpg

Damned geocities. Must be run by fat ppl.

Kwong Kwong Kwong...

fat turd

OMFG Second law of Thermodynamics brokeN?!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_2135000/2135779.stm

Why does it take 1hr 15mins for my message to show up.
btw sorry for spamming

JOHN, NO FAT PPL!

Hey John,
It's offical - Your Ti4400 Sux.
Radeon 9700 is now the fastest card. muahahahah

Go ATI!

Man this is bullshit...arghhhhh
hmm
maybe I should have tried...


Term Statistics
Units in Progress Graded Units Graded Units Passed Term WAM Academic Standing(Info Here)
0.000 24.000 24.000 64.250 Good Stg

Class Number Course Program Section Mark Grade Units Taken
1882 ACCT 1501 3979 B 62 PS 6.0
Accounting & Financial Mgt 1A Lecture Session One

5914 INFS 1602 3979 0002 61 PS 6.0
Computer Information Systems Lecture Session One

6308 COMP 1711 3979 0001 66 CR 6.0
Higher Computing 1A Lecture Session One

6600 MATH 1131 3979 0001 68 CR 6.0
Mathematics 1A Lecture Session One

Man this is bullshit...arghhhhh
hmm
maybe I should have tried...


Term Statistics
Units in Progress Graded Units Graded Units Passed Term WAM Academic Standing(Info Here)
0.000 24.000 24.000 64.250 Good Stg

Class Number Course Program Section Mark Grade Units Taken
1882 ACCT 1501 3979 B 62 PS 6.0
Accounting & Financial Mgt 1A Lecture Session One

5914 INFS 1602 3979 0002 61 PS 6.0
Computer Information Systems Lecture Session One

6308 COMP 1711 3979 0001 66 CR 6.0
Higher Computing 1A Lecture Session One

6600 MATH 1131 3979 0001 68 CR 6.0
Mathematics 1A Lecture Session One

testing one two... three four... wow i can count.

shei'm like a bird i wanna fly away.

i would once my results are out. i'm sure they're worst. but they come out on the 23rd or 26th or something like that.

and what kind of person would have their username as "john"? i mean that name is so unique.

Gutless !!
Come on people!
I challange you to post a result worse than mine!

did you know that the longest recorded distance for stuff flying out of a zit after squeezing it is over 7m?

did you know that more people die from donky-related accidents than airplane crashes annually?

My glorious results

Semester 1 2002

Program : 3645 Computer Engineering

Plan : COMPB13645 Computer Engineering Major

Session : Session One

Units Units Mark Grade


Attempted Passed

COMP 1711 Higher Computing 1A 6.00 6.00 53 PS

MATH 1081 Discrete Mathematics 6.00 0.00 25 FL

MATH 1131 Mathematics 1A 6.00 0.00 27 FL

PHYS 1131 Higher Physics 1A 6.00 0.00 48 FL



TERM WAM : 38.250 TERM TOTALS : 24.00 6.00

Okay, snapshots from the trip to wentworth boring falls.

Exibit 1 -> Nothing much, tiny little water fall.


Exibit 2-> I am Tom Cruise


Exibit3 -> Zimmerfication

NO FAT PPL

Updating pics soon!

dont up yours me!

hmmm...

blah blah blah.
due to James's request.
DOH!

Mnerh!

blah blah blah..
Up Yours Too

have fun james

james, u cant use html tags in these posts.. thats annoying...
hey this is a good site 2 add!
http://www.saunalahti.fi/~fta/index.htm

Well I'm glad everyone is enjoying themselves. Today (Thursday) I'll be going to Wentworth Fall with my family.
It's near the blue mountains in case you don't know. Will be home by night and update with tons of
James Wang quality BS photography too high and abstract to be described by mere words.

testing

Im gonna use this forum to announce what i believe will make the planet a better place:
NO FAT PEOPLE!!
i think john would agree with me

THis is FaNtaStiC!!!!!!!!!

Though is it early in the morning, and James is currently favoring his Bed over his TuM....
what am i on about??? This SiTe is GreaT!!! It shows us how " MaTurE " some of our friends
realllllllY R... not mentioning any names.,.. *cough* * jono* * cough*



Ta YaLL!!!!!!!!